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Italian paint job

When one is walking with microwaved pasta, trips and throws pasta all over ones wall
Stephen fell down the stairs with leftovers, leaving an Italian paint job for his mom to clean up
by Dilfdaddychewski January 19, 2023
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Painting the cistern chapel

Taking a particularly liquid and explosive shit, one that coats the sides of the toilet bowl in brown.
Ugh, that vindaloo last night had me painting the cistern chapel this morning.
by nicknoodles November 27, 2012
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letting the paint dry

A phrase used when a guy is taking a poop and right before he wipes, he jacks off and let's the poop on his ass cheeks dry out (without really noticing).
Dude what's taking bill so long in the bathroom?

He must have been letting the paint dry!
by C.C.R. Boss December 16, 2011
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Painting her nails

A common euphemism a girl may use for the act of fingering herself. Similarly, "painting her nails red" can sometimes refer to a girl fingering said cooter whilst she is menstruating.
guy #1: "So what's Sally up to tonight? Is she gonna chill with us?"
guy #2: "She said she's just staying in and painting her nails tonight. How fuckin' boring is that."
guy #1: "This is like the 3rd time this week she's blown us off to paint her nails, how many times does one person need to paint their nails?"
by leviticustard June 9, 2011
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Rubbing off the paint

Rubbing off the paint” refers to removing the serial number off of a gun so it cannot be traced back to the owner if there is a criminal investigation.
But I'm that nigga, I won't ever change, rubbing off the paint
by Moe Lester Stonehandle May 30, 2019
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paint my tits

While I was jerking off she said: "paint my tits baby"
by tjt1218 October 18, 2013
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Candy paint kicks

Candy paint kicks are some fresh brightly colored sneakers!
by Samwizzle October 24, 2007
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