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Paint the town white

When something unexpected happens that makes you feel absolutely ecstatic, implying that the event made you so happy that you released your load over the whole neighbourhood.
"My pc is working again dude, I'm about to paint the town white"
by Lolite September 29, 2021
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Painting the cistern chapel

Taking a particularly liquid and explosive shit, one that coats the sides of the toilet bowl in brown.
Ugh, that vindaloo last night had me painting the cistern chapel this morning.
by nicknoodles November 27, 2012
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letting the paint dry

A phrase used when a guy is taking a poop and right before he wipes, he jacks off and let's the poop on his ass cheeks dry out (without really noticing).
Dude what's taking bill so long in the bathroom?

He must have been letting the paint dry!
by C.C.R. Boss December 16, 2011
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Painting her nails

A common euphemism a girl may use for the act of fingering herself. Similarly, "painting her nails red" can sometimes refer to a girl fingering said cooter whilst she is menstruating.
guy #1: "So what's Sally up to tonight? Is she gonna chill with us?"
guy #2: "She said she's just staying in and painting her nails tonight. How fuckin' boring is that."
guy #1: "This is like the 3rd time this week she's blown us off to paint her nails, how many times does one person need to paint their nails?"
by leviticustard June 9, 2011
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Candy paint kicks

Candy paint kicks are some fresh brightly colored sneakers!
by Samwizzle October 24, 2007
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paint my tits

While I was jerking off she said: "paint my tits baby"
by tjt1218 October 18, 2013
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Brown butt paint

When you have been eating greasy fast-food and have to shit really bad, but the toliet is too dirty to sit on so you bend over and fart, blowing mud all over the toliet painting it brown.
While at the red robin, I had diarrea and gas real bad. The toliet had pee on the seat so I bent over infront of it and when I farted I blew mud all over the toliet painitng it brown. Brown butt paint in da house! Booyaa!
by Little Friggo capiche March 22, 2010
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