Noun: A girl who systematically moves from guy to guy within a particular group or click when she is dissed or dumped by whom ever she is currently persuing within that group.
Dude, have you heard that Joey is dating the jock hopster? That girl has tried to hook up with all of us, man she's a jock hopster!
by Houston JC July 8, 2009
Get the Jock hopstermug. by ABraveBoy March 12, 2022
Get the Shock Jockmug. A Scottish person that has shaped their identity specifically for the approval of English people. They do this to further their careers in business and the media. A house jock will play up to certain stereotypes of Scottish people such as friendliness and drunkeness for the entertainment of an English audience. What they will never do is critique English culture, the monarchy or show support for Scottish independence. Deep down they are ashamed of themselves for playing this role or they have self loathing for being Scottish.
There are two subsections of House Jock:
1) Upper/ Middle Class: they have more in common with wealthy English people than they do working class Scottish people. They like Burns Suppers and Scotland Rugby but they benefit from unionism so remain subservient
2) Working class: They have ties to Rangers or Heart of Midlothian Football Clubs. They cling to the idea of a British identity, usually with support for the army or hatred towards the Irish. The idea of an independent Scotland severely threatens their identity
There are two subsections of House Jock:
1) Upper/ Middle Class: they have more in common with wealthy English people than they do working class Scottish people. They like Burns Suppers and Scotland Rugby but they benefit from unionism so remain subservient
2) Working class: They have ties to Rangers or Heart of Midlothian Football Clubs. They cling to the idea of a British identity, usually with support for the army or hatred towards the Irish. The idea of an independent Scotland severely threatens their identity
“Were you down in London for James’ wedding? How was it”
“Yeah it was alright, all his work mates were there though so he was acting weird”
“Oh no not the house jock routine”
“Yep, every story was about drinking
“Yeah it was alright, all his work mates were there though so he was acting weird”
“Oh no not the house jock routine”
“Yep, every story was about drinking
by Morris505 July 11, 2024
Get the House Jockmug. A Scottish person that has shaped their identity specifically for the approval of English people. They do this to further their careers in business and the media. A house jock will play up to certain stereotypes of Scottish people such as friendliness and drunkeness for the entertainment of an English audience. What they will never do is critique English culture, the monarchy or show support for Scottish independence. Deep down they are ashamed of themselves for playing this role or they have self loathing for being Scottish.
There are two subsections of House Jock:
1) Upper/ Middle Class: they have more in common with wealthy English people than they do working class Scottish people. They like Burns Suppers and Scotland Rugby but they benefit from unionism so remain subservient
2) Working class: They have ties to Rangers or Heart of Midlothian Football Clubs. They cling to the idea of a British identity, usually with support for the army or hatred towards the Irish. The idea of an independent Scotland severely threatens their identity
There are two subsections of House Jock:
1) Upper/ Middle Class: they have more in common with wealthy English people than they do working class Scottish people. They like Burns Suppers and Scotland Rugby but they benefit from unionism so remain subservient
2) Working class: They have ties to Rangers or Heart of Midlothian Football Clubs. They cling to the idea of a British identity, usually with support for the army or hatred towards the Irish. The idea of an independent Scotland severely threatens their identity
“Were you down in London for James’ wedding? How was it”
“Yeah it was alright, all his work mates were there though so he was acting weird”
“Oh no not the house jock routine”
“Yep, every story was about drinking or fighting. He was like Fat Bastard from Austin Powers!”
“Yeah it was alright, all his work mates were there though so he was acting weird”
“Oh no not the house jock routine”
“Yep, every story was about drinking or fighting. He was like Fat Bastard from Austin Powers!”
by Morris505 July 11, 2024
Get the House Jockmug. Refers to when a person becomes obsessed or/and overwhelmed by a sport they have joined to the point where they have no free time or/and they lose interest in their friends or other hobbies.
Not to be confused with dedication to the sport or an over-zealous sports fan.
Not to be confused with dedication to the sport or an over-zealous sports fan.
Anton: So can you go to the movies this weekend?
Jessica: No, I can't. I've got soccer pracitce.
Anton: That sucks. How about next week?
Jessica: No, I have practice then too. A big game is coming up and I can't afford not to go.
Anton: Geez, you haven't been out in forever. Talk about a heavy case of jock-cancer.
Jessica: No, I can't. I've got soccer pracitce.
Anton: That sucks. How about next week?
Jessica: No, I have practice then too. A big game is coming up and I can't afford not to go.
Anton: Geez, you haven't been out in forever. Talk about a heavy case of jock-cancer.
by bigblueboyscout March 17, 2010
Get the jock-cancermug. An individual who will always smell like a seamen covered sock, like the ones used after masturbating
by Gonkaholic January 24, 2024
Get the socky jockmug.