blow ironic

when something doesn't just suck, but sucks in the most ironic way. Like calling someone out for doing something stupid --like busting there ass in the middle of the street cus they're on the cell, but then you being caught on the same stupidness

see also KARMA
Person 1: Can you believe this? I got 5 bucks in my checking, but 50 in plasticash.
Person 2: ...and?
Person 1: I can only use it at Best Buy!
Person 2: *snickers* Well doesn't that blow ironic.
by KiM_NJ May 28, 2006
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iron cross

A sexual maneuvre whereby the male (or dominating party if you're gay) turns the female (or bunny if you're gay) sideways and pushes them against a wall. The male will then proceed to thrust into the vagina (for homosexuals, the legs of the bunny must be brought up slightly so he can cornhole you). This looks like a cross from behind. Like all wall positions, this requires sturniess and good leg strength. It is advisable to lubricate when doing this to avoid severe bending of the penis.
Always consult a doctor before doing crazy shit.
by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004
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The Iron Guard

Fascists
He's with The Iron Guard= He's with the fascists
by Iisus Hristos November 27, 2016
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iron-wolfing

–verb (used without object)
1.
Slang . to complain; gripe; whine when you don't get your way
–verb (used with object)
2.
Slang . to spoil; bungle

3.

Slang . a malicious, unpleasant, selfish person.
He iron-wolfed the job completely.

Stop iron-wolfing, This is not you vent channel.
by Coombah August 31, 2010
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The Iron Donkey

I was forced to ride the iron donkey cause my car broke down.
by Orest April 02, 2011
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Iron Rider

A name for a (robotics) team that is typically the underdog that snatches defeat from the jaws of victory but will suddenly at some out of nowhere have an amazing win
Oh my god, Ballard High School’s team? They pulled such an Iron Riders this year.
by Rampe Grande July 17, 2020
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Iron Dome

A sex act. 4 people (the outers) are standing naked at the 12, 3, 6, & 9 o'clock positions. Another person (the inner) is in the center on the outers, standing on a lazy susan. The inner works all 4 outers at once, rotating every time a firecracker is set off. The outers are all leaning forward and holding the hands of their opposite counterpart, forming an Iron Dome, reminiscent of the Eiffel Tower. Like the Israel Defense Forces, it is gender neutral, and any sex can take part in any position, and also like the IDF it requires you to have all 4 limbs to play.
Did you see Fatima get Iron Domed last night by Shmuli, David, Bibi, and Golda? Every time they rotated someone came.
by Maurice Koechlin May 31, 2021
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