When you can't be arsed to use the sink and you roll to the edge of the bed and bash your meat till you dribble man porridge on the floor.
by Tone Leigh January 13, 2023
by asheville September 20, 2021
Your partner is lazy with their affections, actions, or refuse to do stuff for themselves while having the other partner do it for them.
1: I don't know, man. He's not doing anything with me and when we do hang out, he just asks me to get him stuff.
2: Oh, I see. He's got love laziness.
2: Oh, I see. He's got love laziness.
by Bluejones December 10, 2022
by dynamite blowfish March 01, 2014
by Robin of Foxley September 27, 2020
A ultra lazy person who sleeps, eats and plays video games in one place, sleeps a a lot and in genral can not be forced to any physical activity.
-Have you seen Steven today in school?
-No, he has been playing Smite all night.
-Man, he really is a Lazy Damian.
-No, he has been playing Smite all night.
-Man, he really is a Lazy Damian.
by Basementdweelrsquared February 13, 2017