lay a date

Snap off a cable,have a shit

I need to lay a date.

by larry lepper head January 19, 2009

laying an otter

taking a huge dump

John: Hey Mandy why have you been so long in the shitter?
Mandy: Fuck off John, I'm laying an otter right now.

by MrMidnightBacon July 30, 2011

Shmerken doff lai

A bitch who thinks she’s good at tik tok

Shmerken doff lai is annoying

by Hehehehehlollollol June 14, 2019

Lay's Stax

A cheap rip-off of the best kind of canned chips out there, but made by the best potato chip company out there, but still, it's pretty shit regardless.

"Hey, uh, Devon? They didn't have Pringles in the store, so does some Lay's Stax work fine for you?"

by That2000'sKid October 26, 2017

Sack Lay

A sack lay is when a buddy falls asleep or passes out and you proceed to pull out your ball sack and lay it on them. This is usually followed by photographic evidence and howling with laughter.

He was so tired he fell asleep after the hike and his friend pulled an exquisite sack lay and snapped a photo.

by royeroyeroy December 23, 2013

Lay Down

Accepting your sentence without snitching, cooperating, or trying to cut a deal. It implies staying solid, doing your time, and not folding under pressure

If you catch a case, Lay Down and do your time like a real one—no talking, no snitching.

by Insouciant Bastard February 23, 2025

Lai lai

A person's mother-in-law

Yek is always reminded to cook dinner for his Lai lai

by Yek's Lai lai March 9, 2021