Beak Job

Verb : Allowing a bird to engulf your penis into its mouth (beak).

hi guys i was being blown off by my bird which some but not all now call a beak job.

by DelreyJr December 17, 2008

Blow job

When you blow something

M: Hey E, can you give my backyard a blow job?
E: Sure thing!

by Francesca is hot April 16, 2021

flame job

a straight male receiving a blowjob from a homosexual male

he finally gave in, to his ever persistent, gay friends' repeated requests, to allow him to perform oral sex on him. (recieving a flame job)

by ekim etto November 17, 2009

JOB-ITIS

An condition caused by the daily grind and stress of one's job or career to the extent that it becomes emotionally and physically unbearable.

JOB-ITIS builds in you over time and is caused by a combination of work situations, such as: having to work late, giving 150% and no one notices, hardly taking any vacation or sick time, pretending to ignore when your boss takes credit for your ideas, suffering the slings and arrows of the vicious political atmosphere in your office, getting passed over for that well-deserved raise or promotion, pretending not care when an underling is promoted above you just because he/she sucks up to the boss, feeling physically sick when you wake up on a work day or just walk into the office.

by Dennis The Menace December 11, 2013

scottish job

The act of another man licking another mans ear; either with the intention to define sexual orientation or with the intention to become friends

I got in a fight at the bar because I tried a Scottish job on another man.

by Erin.mls February 29, 2020

slime job

Using another guys semen as lube while jacking off.

Gay locker room conversation. .. Cory " Man, Luke L. has the slickest semen for a slime job." Nick "Ya, I know."

by toolroom October 20, 2015

Hydro Job

The act of a woman pleasuring herself with a shower head.

When I went to give Elenor her sponge bath at the hospice center, I walked in on her giving herself a hydro job

by LightEmUpRuRu January 20, 2015