emotional sperm

We were hugging then nek minnut I was giving her emotional sperm!
by Icanbeyouremotionalsperm October 14, 2013
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Emotional support insomnia

Enjoying the late night instead of sleeping. Staying up much later than is smart or practical in order to claw back a sense of self and autonomy. Anti capitalist insomnia.
My emotional support insomnia kept me up until 4am reading fanfic. I’m so tired but it was totally worth it.
by One Twisted Miracle April 07, 2024
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Emotional Composting

Stuffing all your emotions down so you don't have to deal with their consequences to the point where they decompose and sew the seeds of healing.
After stuffing all my emotions for twenty years, now I can use emotional composting to learn how to deal with them better
by Spooky_1313 January 05, 2025
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Emotional Partner

when you have a strong connection with someone, but aren't dating.
my ex and I are best friends. we are emotional partners.
by royalbluenose October 23, 2014
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Emotional Enema

An infusion of emotions, wherein you "get it all out" through a time tested process of anal retentive discourse.
"we talked it all out, Jared was just constipated and grumpy, he needed his emotional enema that i normally give to him at 6 PM every night"
by Wypipo whisperer September 08, 2020
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emotional math

when you use numbers to describe the feeling of something rather than rely on logic/actual math
"- my education cost me like a 1/4 of a million dollars"
"- wait. you paid $60K a year?"
"- no, it wasn't actually 1/4 of a million. it just FELT like it. i was using emotional math."
by extreeemelyamerican February 08, 2014
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Emotional Fuckdoll

A person who is used by others to alleviate their loneliness and to express their troubles and sorrows, but whose own feelings are ignored.
People always talk about their feelings but never ask about mine. They use me like an emotional fuckdoll.
by Abnormal Monkey February 07, 2024
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