by Dicks out for my dude Harambe December 16, 2016
Get the boyfriend residuemug. an idiot boyfriend that texts his girlfriends best friend saying that he would like to fuck her and gang bang his girlfriend
boy: hey do you want to fuck
Friend: i thought you had a girlfriend
boy: i do, thats ok we can gang bang her later
girlfriend: you are such an idiot boyfriend
Friend: i thought you had a girlfriend
boy: i do, thats ok we can gang bang her later
girlfriend: you are such an idiot boyfriend
by shinew January 8, 2012
Get the idiot boyfriendmug. Offline boyfriend a boyfriend that’s not online
Offline: your significant other who’s not on the internet
Offline: your significant other who’s not on the internet
by Bunny83 August 21, 2021
Get the Offline boyfriendmug. The bicep muscles of your boyfriend that you never noticed or appreciated much until you felt them. The phenomenon is enhanced with cool tattoo sleeves, cologne, and if he is prone to wrapping his arms around you. Pretty sure this term is only used in your own thoughts and there is rarely a time when appropriate to actually say.
Boyfriend muscle is likely to appear in particularly emotional men who are typically romantic, youthful, and completely unaware of their own best qualities. It is easy to become physically infatuated with this type of person, because if he touches you with his boyfriend muscles the pheromones are going to affect you.
Boyfriend muscle is likely to appear in particularly emotional men who are typically romantic, youthful, and completely unaware of their own best qualities. It is easy to become physically infatuated with this type of person, because if he touches you with his boyfriend muscles the pheromones are going to affect you.
"I hope he wears a tight t-shirt today so that I can see his boyfriend muscle."
"If there is a sensation I like to think of most, it is his familiar arms and boyfriend muscle."
"Some guys at the gym are so ripped, but have no boyfriend muscle."
"Although Fugazi front-man Ian MacKaye looks sometimes anorexically thin on the old videos of their shows in the late 80's, he still has prominent boyfriend muscle... and although Henry Rollins is so built, after watching his stand-up where he speaks about women, it's clear there's a soft side, and we all know he has boyfriend muscle- its not just for punching rowdy fans during out-of-hand hardcore shows."
"If there is a sensation I like to think of most, it is his familiar arms and boyfriend muscle."
"Some guys at the gym are so ripped, but have no boyfriend muscle."
"Although Fugazi front-man Ian MacKaye looks sometimes anorexically thin on the old videos of their shows in the late 80's, he still has prominent boyfriend muscle... and although Henry Rollins is so built, after watching his stand-up where he speaks about women, it's clear there's a soft side, and we all know he has boyfriend muscle- its not just for punching rowdy fans during out-of-hand hardcore shows."
by careuhhline January 22, 2014
Get the boyfriend musclemug. Common false spelling of schrödinger's boyfriend. Which means: He's both your boyfriend and not your boyfriend until the metaphorical box is opened.
Girl: "I have a boyfriend!" - Translation: I have schrodinger's boyfriend, demonstrate to me your high value and I'll like you anyway.
by CHorta13 September 16, 2017
Get the schrodinger's boyfriendmug. A boyfriend who just listen to you. Basically emotional support. Someone who you bond with more then your boyfriend. Mostly emotional and physically not always sexually.
I need a Secret Boyfriend my mans never listen to what I say and I feel like I cant cry on his shoulder.
by Goldbubbleku$h October 16, 2019
Get the Secret Boyfriendmug. The guy that always puts the biggest smile on your face. The one who makes you laugh so hard you cry. The sweetest guy ever. He doesn’t, lie, doesn’t cheat, and would do anything to make sure you are okay. He understands you and loves you with everything in him.
Example: oh my God Noah is so cute he just showed up to my house with movies and popcorn he is such an amazing boyfriend
by Munchiezx December 11, 2018
Get the Amazing Boyfriendmug.