Bagel

Penis, cock, wiener, johnson,
by Yourstrulyfromtheheart May 21, 2020
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Bagel

When you find something you think will be good, like a doughnut, but find that is actually a bagel.
"I pulled a chick last night Tom"

"I saw man! What was it like?"

"Meh, I thought she was hot, but she was pretty bagel"
by Gomery May 24, 2015
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Bagel

An obese females "vagina" or "pee-pee parts".
Spacie always be locked in the bathroom scrubbin her bagel in between guys.
by Laughing at God February 15, 2021
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Bagel

Skinny white boy that loves to cream in crab game, he is also extremely racist
Hey see that fucker bagel over there?
Yeah he gon go get some newports
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fuckin bagel

sexual intercourse with a bagel.
most often covered in cream cheese.


Tom-Dude were have you been?

Joe-I was fuckin bagels.

Tom-Fuckin B.

Joe-Why?

Tom-It has more holes.
by sex on the stove March 13, 2009
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Buffalo bagels

Mary told her misbehaving students who were lying to her to stop it with the Buffalo Bagels.
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Carolina Bagel Bite

Originally found in the Carolinas, a Carolina Bagel Bite is inserting a Carolina reaper pepper into was vaginal cavity or rectum and eating the feces infested seeds for a stinky and spicy satisfaction.
Wow I love practicing the Carolina Bagel Bite with my the boys after Nelking.
by spicy anal 69 July 13, 2022
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