Mushroom Swirl

Dance move where you spin your partner only using the head of your dick.

OH SHIT! He just pulled off THE OL MUSHROOM SWIRL!

by oBacn January 20, 2024

mushroomed

Being kept in the dark and fed bullshit.

Andrew is getting mushroomed at work, they won't ever give him an honest answer about anything.

by fizux May 14, 2021

Cream of Mushroom

The curse of calamity; uttering the words "cream of mushroom" invokes a wrathful curse upon the world. Each time it is uttered, something bad happens to someone in the world.

Example 1

Guy 1: hey jackass, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you
Guy 2: cream of mushroom.
Guy 1 was then mauled to death by a bear in a gruesome manner.

Example 2

Guy 1: none can stop me now. I am the definition of godliness. Fall beneath me; cream of mushroom.

The world was then slowly ripped apart as the sky began to fall and magma charred the earth, leaving no survivors.

by KodakBlack'sbuttcrack December 11, 2023

mushroom hut

Just a hut made out of a giant mushroom

"I would like for you to come inside my mushroom hut"
"You have a really big mushroom hut"

by yes222222222222222222222222222 January 22, 2021

Mushroom in a Triangle

Mushroom in a triangle refers to a pp being inserted to a vjayjay in a 90 degree angle with great rapid force

Rylee has a mushroom in a triangle as her discord name, you know she likes it rough.

by Super Straights September 19, 2021

The shitaki mushroom

The shitaki mushroom Is the act of pushing shit out of your ass enough to look like a big mushroom. Then the participants go into the human centipede formation and crawl around the floor. Can be unlimited amount or people but no less then two. After centipeding, they then drag their ass on a carpet like dogs. After they take fungi and place it in the shit smear, then incubate the fungi in the shit to create magic shrooms.

Hey did you try those shrooms I made from Shitakiing!!! They made me trip balls!!!! I love the shitaki mushroom!!!

by Jersey King September 30, 2020

mushroom wacker

when a man takes his penis and hits a woman upside the face with it.

If hes bein a bitch, use your mushroom wacker!!

by kackackackac December 13, 2009