sperm miser

An ancient mystical and evil creature of orc decent who collects the seamen of the men he slaugters and stores it in a secret cave where he uses it to make potions to summon antient Mongolian warriors to help him conquer the earth, no one knows exactly where these caves are but there believed to be located in the Mediterranean mountain region of Eurasia, but be warned if anyone ever finds this cave they must travel with caution as the sperm miser is know to attack trespassers with an oaken cane.

Children cringe as their parents warn them about the evil sperm miser - (child and parent convo)

Mom what's a sperm miser ? (Mother replys) Jimmy never go near a sperm miser or he'll steal your cum and beat you.

by Shrek fucker January 22, 2016

Mississippi Mister

When a male ejaculates standing over a female so the cum makes a sort of facial mist.

It was a good night until we tried the Mississippi Mister

by BM&THEHOOLIGANS September 25, 2017

Saucy miser

Something I call my friends

You are such a saucy miser

by The Orself January 3, 2019

mr.mister

a person that's dumb as shit but can be fun to be around and he doesn't give a shit about anything

I'm a Mr.Mister, nittle nittle nittle.

by R34P3R1 May 14, 2019

A-Mister-Stank

A community leader that is addicted to having a larger community at any cost, especially at the cost of telling lies to reduce “drama”.

-I was just hanging out in Limsa when a-mister-stank came and posted his happiness and equality flier in /shout.
-A-mister-stank gave me the dunce hat for not revealing my alt's guild to him.
-A-mister-stank went and told staff that I was going to mass ban players when I got back online while I was on vacation.

by Endo-Chan January 18, 2020

infant misery

it means you were a fucking mistake the moment you were born

look at this little infant misery ass bitch
you were an infant misery from the moment you could walk, no, even before that. the moment you came out the womb

by gojo satoru March 11, 2021

Les Misérables

The Greatest musical of all time. Worst movie of all time

Kid 1: Les misérables is like your cat. Awesome.
Kid 2: whoah

by Big Brain Joe June 2, 2021