Mike McCurry

A referee in scottish football who sits with an ipod in and listens to 'The Sash' and sings ' humpty King *illy sat on a wall ' to his inbred kids. hates anything catholic, and only if a celtic player was actually stabbed in the box would he give the penalty....maybe.

Famous cheating orange hun bastard

Bhoy - Daddy whos the man in black clothes who ironically has specsavers on his top ?
Dad - Dunno son, hes supposed to be the official, Mike McCurry i believe ?
Bhoy - My arse, he's John Knox in disguise

by 3 in a Row October 22, 2008

Wild Mike

Curran Dixon’s alter ego while playing video games

Did you see that guy?

Yeah he was wild!
I think that was mike.... wild mike

by Wuuut1276 April 21, 2019

Mike-Tew

Very talented person a Mike-Tew is often the most loving person you will ever meet they also white dudes. Tews for Tew

That's a Mike-Tew The White Dude

by PeachesofMillTown September 2, 2018

Mike Matassa

Swims, but drowns a lot. Very Italian and funny, but needs some help

"Wow thats a large drowning Mike Matassa:

by Urban3000 August 13, 2023

Cowboy Mike

A Cowboy Mike is someone who doesn’t eat anything other than meat or cheese with the possible ketchup packet here and there.

Gosh, that boy is such a Cowboy Mike, he barely touched the BLT I packed for him

by Ab4420 July 20, 2021

Roblux/Mike

Someone who is TERRIBLE at singing. Who tries to sing on discord. A little shit.

Roblux/Mike is trying to sing but fucking sucks.

by Of Course. June 11, 2018

Mike Townsend

A Blaseball player or otherwise person notorious for being a disappointment, a loser, and overall, a total disgrace. Usually a traitor, often a shameful pitcher, and most definitely a tryhard.

Mike Townsend will throw the ball in the air to catch it and try to look cool, but them *miss* catching the ball on the way down, so he just drops it on the ground and has to bend down and pick it up again like nobody saw him drop it. He will then absolutely proceed to pitch the ball in the same way to the same place every time like an asshole.

"The waterboy looks down on him as he picks up the ball. It's another awful day, another awful day for Mike Townsend."

"Mike Townsend better end up in flames."

by The Shelled One's Disciple July 30, 2021