midget ninga

He lurks in the shadows.
He stalks through the alleys.
He hides under tables and chairs.
He is...THE MIDGET NINGA.

And he owns the night!

Hardened Criminal #1: Let us rob that old lady crossing the street.

Hardened Criminal #2: Look out! The Midget Ninga is here!

(the Midget Ninga mercilessly kicks their bollocks into next week)

Hardened Criminal #1: Ow! Now we shall be arrested, I suppose!

Hardened Criminal #2: Looks like!

(the police arrive and take them away)

Grateful Citizens: Thank you, Midget Ninga!

by Daviddd June 8, 2005

midget

a QUEEN song that is sung by QUEEN of course

"it's a kind of midget"

by i hate u josh khan November 29, 2004

midget mafia

to be on the midget mofia u have to be the biggest "littlest" fages in p-town....every1 in the mafia is 5'0 130 pounds or less..the members gang names r v4l, stanimal, n last but not least pretty boy..

the midget mafia wanted to fight me so i tied my arms behind my back so it would be n even fight..
the midget mafia tried to take my milk money cuz there bottles ran out..

by crizzzakie November 5, 2006

midget farming

The planting of nuts and bolts, in the hopes of growing strong midgets to work as munchkins and fight the evil courageous lion!!

Hick 1: I just raped a goat!!
Hick 2: I work on a midget farM!!
Hick 3: midget farming is fun...

by William Shaklefurd March 28, 2007

midge

1. a small person; a "petit garcon" of sorts.

2. a person that has small appendages and abrupt movements.

"Boy, Anthony is sure looking like a midge today!"

by Mr. Smidgens March 10, 2008

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What the fuck do you think it is.

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by LockMan3000 October 7, 2021

midget rapist

Someone who is very annoying and/or stupid and has stalker tendencies

Dude: Aye bay, Let Me Get Yo 7
Girl: Can U Leave Me Alone, Damn U Midget Rapist

by Quanna November 24, 2007