Lazy Giraffe

The act of performing fellatio on a minuscule cock and tricking the owner into believing you're deep-throating it.

Chad felt really good about the size of his cock after his girl went down on him, little did he know she was giving him a lazy giraffe.

by yeahItotallyhavesex June 24, 2020

Lazy

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by weirdowithanaccount August 9, 2018

Lazy Lasagna

When a group of Mormons do what is called "soaking" on top of each other. It's the most boring orgy possible, hence the name.

"Did you hear that the all the BYU cheerleaders took part in a lazy Lasagna? Yeah, no one had fun."

by Big dick doc June 21, 2025

Lazy

Someone who is unwilling to do anything except fuck with their boyfriend

The Fink is incredibly lazy

by CatlikeCake July 25, 2022

Lazy Salamander

Record label started by artist and producer, Delaney Miller.

Lazy Salamander is the shit

by Tina the llama October 25, 2023

lazy busy

Your schedule is so full of lazy, you can never get anything done. A timewaster.

Like most potheads, he's lazy busy - So don't expect him to paint the house anytime soon.

by Ad1968 October 17, 2017

the lazy leroy

The lazy leroy you call romba over to polish the family jewels telling alexa to cancel order for fleshlight

My wife walked in on the lazy leroy. After our anniversary

by Maskmademaskmademedoitdoit February 1, 2021