Lazy

My life

I’m so lazy right now. I really don’t want to move.

by rrin June 16, 2018

Lazy Susan

When you make a poop that’s acid levels are so far off the pH scales that it burns through ones undies.

Phil: “Do you have a fresh change of undies, mine have a hole in the back”
The Chicken Tendies man: “You must’ve dropped a raging Lazy Susan”

by BradTheChad June 18, 2018

The Lazy Tee Shot

A sex position; the male equivalent of starfishing.

Blade is a lover that won’t get off his back, his favourite position is the lazy tee shot.

by Some jaded lover July 12, 2018

Lazy

When you dont want to do anything

Im feeling really lazytoday , can we chill out?

by Unknonwn. July 19, 2018

Lazy Screwdriver

Cheap vodka and Sunkist, usually found at lower end establishments that can’t/won’t buy orange juice.

I was at a dive bar that didn’t have orange juice, so I just asked for a Lazy Screwdriver.

by Safety Officer Long July 21, 2018

Lazy

Christina Sarah Gault.

christina sarah gault is lazy.

by weirdowithanaccount August 9, 2018

Lazy

Christina Sarah Gault

lazy christina sarah gault lazy

by weirdowithanaccount August 9, 2018