kleep: the period between restful sleep and full alertness where one is prone to unintelligible murmerings, also can be used to describe people or things who are incomprehensible
"While you were kleeping last night, man, you said the strangest crap."
"He doesn't make sense when he talks, it's like he's kleeping."
"That professor is such a kleeper, I don't undertand him."
"He doesn't make sense when he talks, it's like he's kleeping."
"That professor is such a kleeper, I don't undertand him."
by Anjali Sareen March 6, 2008
Get the kleep mug.a man who is still justa boi, treating ladys bad,i.e ,shouting abuse at them infront of hes mates to look big, but really he isnt! and has a small box! and would need a tissue if she shouted back, or came close ,because hes really scared of her, because shes too much of a lady really
Boi shouts,"hey you sket, what are you looking at?"or "you skank",dirty rat"!!!lady just replys"shut up kleenex mansize"!!nuff sed and she walks off smiling!!
by mynameisnotearl January 25, 2009
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by dennispt June 6, 2009
Get the kleengex mug.A dry valley, between two hills. A safe place to rest away from noise and disturbance. A resting place. A comforter.
Can you see that awesome kleefa? I could rest my head there!
From the ridge I could see the kleefa.
The two hills met at a deep kleefa like two massive breasts in the skyline.
From the ridge I could see the kleefa.
The two hills met at a deep kleefa like two massive breasts in the skyline.
by Ngaizone February 7, 2010
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John: "you trying to get some bitches tonight?"
Erik: "nahhhh yo im kleeing it."
John: "Werd. mad ugly bitches"
Erik: "nahhhh yo im kleeing it."
John: "Werd. mad ugly bitches"
by j buons May 15, 2010
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by Osup October 1, 2012
Get the Kalee and tate mug.The instance in which a man (or men) sneeze and ejaculate into a tissue in no particular order and place the tissue into a stranger's alcoholic drink, to therefore create the Kleenex Cocktail.
Bill: "Yo I've got this used tissue here."
Mike: "Alright gimme a few seconds and well have a Kleenex Cocktail." <enters bathroom>
Bill: "Put it in Tommy's 40!"
Mike: "Alright gimme a few seconds and well have a Kleenex Cocktail." <enters bathroom>
Bill: "Put it in Tommy's 40!"
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