kitten snowboard

When your partner shits so hard they invert their asshole, and you then proceed to give them a rim job.

Hey bob I heard Dave gave your sister a kitten snowboard." "Yeah dude, that was super nice of him, an injury like that could easily become infected if not properly cleaned.

by pseudonym1424 October 26, 2010

sea kitten

The young of catsharks and longtail carpet sharks.

That catshark egg might have a sea kitten inside, just waiting to hatch.

by Caramelcoatedrabbit19 May 15, 2022

Kitten

A name for cats (usually juvenile cats), The word "kitten" derives from the Middle English word kitoun, which in turn came from the Old French chitoun or cheton and domestic kittens are also highly social animals and usually enjoy human companionship.

Person1: "I love kittens!
Person2: "Nice, me too!"

by Ohuihu9phuo0huil May 27, 2025

Kitten

A female who seeks out and only enjoys the company of older men. In a relationship or sexual context.

She is a kitten. Do you enjoy being a kitten.
So I see you are a kitten

by Tiny peppini (mewmix) April 9, 2022

Kitten

A cat whose parents haven’t died yet

There was a kitten with his mom and dad cat

by ChickenChocker69 June 21, 2022

Kitten fight

A fight between 2 or more pre teens or teens. Sometimes may be use for young adults (aka 20s).

The teacher broke up a kitten fight.

by 459395 November 24, 2023

Candy Kitten

noun, Slang.
/ˈkandē -ˈkitn/

1.Similar to a Sugar mama, but young. She is a younger wealthy woman who spends freely on an older person, generally a man, in return for companionship or sexual intimacy.

I got this new 21yr old Candy Kitten who likes to take my old butt to BINGO every Saturday!

My 27yr old Candy Kitten likes to get me tons of new videogames and buys me whatever I want

by Sven986 August 2, 2024