Steve: You ready Brad , attack plan Kittens in the blender!
Brad: (smacks Steve's ass) Ok, initiate the puree.
Brad: (smacks Steve's ass) Ok, initiate the puree.
by meatspin.fr March 25, 2017

by aphoticasf January 28, 2024

by AssLicker49 February 27, 2025

a disgusting fic written about the pairing Dan Howell and Phil Lester.
It involves:
-bathing in excrements
-getting turned on by a kitten
-using kitten excrements for sexual pleasure
-using excrements for sexual pleasure
It sadly does not include something that makes you forget it instantly.
It involves:
-bathing in excrements
-getting turned on by a kitten
-using kitten excrements for sexual pleasure
-using excrements for sexual pleasure
It sadly does not include something that makes you forget it instantly.
by DistractedBandPhan August 17, 2019

Imagine a double hooked crow-bar being dug around within your internal organs catalyzing an elimination reaction within your abdomen, the embodiment of 'look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent under it'. Filling your mind with false hope and absolutely no hope at all. Predicted papers either help or makes you become Lady Macbeth and mentally destabilizes you to the point where you begin to forget and double think even the most simplest of matters. Questions materialize onto the wrong papers in spots making you want to scream 'OUT DAMN SPOT'. Might be of slight help at times or the absolute polar opposite.
IT EITHER IS HELPFUL OR ABSOLUTELY THROWS YOU OFF TRACK.
IT EITHER IS HELPFUL OR ABSOLUTELY THROWS YOU OFF TRACK.
by H@nnah November 17, 2024

a sexual turn-on where one partner pretends to be the sick baby kitten and the other pretends to be the mom who saves the kittens life
sequoia: my husband and i were having some trouble being sexually turned-on by each other..but then we tried the "mama kitten" and now you can barely get us out of bed!
redwood: wow my fiancee and i should try that..
redwood: wow my fiancee and i should try that..
by charlotticka September 3, 2013

When a Milk Chocolate Cat has a baby with a Dark Chocolate cat and the kitten receives the recessive genes of both cats, which has the kitten become White Chocolate, instead of the dominant colors of the Milk Chocolate, or Dark Chocolate cat.
Person 1: "Dude I got a White Chocolate Kitten."
Person 2: "You must've gotten lucky, I only have Milk and Dark Chocolate."
Person 2: "You must've gotten lucky, I only have Milk and Dark Chocolate."
by Sat_rday March 22, 2025
