juan is the life of the party. not just a party but anywhere he goes. bars, clubs, even work! you name it. they are extremely genius people and know absolutely everything. juans are never wrong and they know it. they are amazing at sex and everything surrounding that, they know how to please you and most of the times have mommy issues. they love milfs but claim they don’t like kids but when introduced to them juans fall in love with babies. they also love younger girls, they claim to hate immaturity but also get off on that and likes the entertainment of teaching and leading people to become more mature. they are great boyfriends (sometimes) and treat you like a queen. they also don’t hit girls. i love juans.
by itsmariaw June 28, 2021
Get the Juan mug.a kid that thinks and behaves like the world revolves around him, you can be sitting doing nothing and out of nowhere he can annoy the shit out of you to the point that you want to beat him up. he's that one kid that wont stop playing minecraft and the type of person to abuse power in any situation in a game. Its like some one slapping a baby for sucking it's thumb. it could be a living hell just knowing someone named Juan
by jarrylovestits August 21, 2022
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Juan is an amazing boyfriend who would protect his significant other with his life. Juan is also a great friend and tries to keep everyone happy.
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by Mrs. Nesbit May 2, 2022
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one of those tootsie roll suckers ; hard on the outside but soft on the inside. He’s so sweet when he chooses to be and he’s a child at heart. I hope the girl who gets him is willing to be as patience and passionate as he is. His heart will wait on you, he won’t. He’s taking care of himself, respect that.
one of those tootsie roll suckers ; hard on the outside but soft on the inside. He’s so sweet when he chooses to be and he’s a child at heart. I hope the girl who gets him is willing to be as patience and passionate as he is. His heart will wait on you, he won’t. He’s taking care of himself, respect that.
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