Jose Sottomayor

The absolute biggest king you have ever met! This is the name of a person with whom you will fall in love and never forget for the rest of your life. He is of vivid emotion and can make you feel like time just stops if you stare into his eyes! Very funny and charismatic, but at the same time very humble and grounded. Overall just probably the best human being you will ever meet, and if you are lucky enough to know one, just send him 10 bucks to show him you appreciate his friendship :)

Man, how lucky are we that we know him! Truly blessed
That guy was awesome, a total Jose Sottomayor

by zelu November 23, 2021

Jose

The absolute best boyfriend ever. He’s always there for you whenever you need him. He’s an amazing listener and communicator. There is never a time where he doesn’t surprise you with some of the things he talks about. He is very respectful and loves to help around the house. He gets flustered very easily and makes you feel very loved. He is the best type of boyfriend you can ever ask for.

“Dude why are you smiling at your phone”

“Jose texted me”

by xaanthus November 23, 2021

Kevin Jose

Not a hose, but a Jose

I love my friend, Kevin Jose.

by namestuffs January 20, 2025

Sexual Deviant (Angel Jose Robles)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Sexual Deviant (Angel Jose Robles)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

The Breath Of France (Angel Jose Robles)

What I call homo-sapiens who have the Spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" as well as being addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of France (Angel Jose Robles)

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Ambrosio Soler Estrada, Angel Soler, And Angel Jose Robles (AAA)...

What I call homo-sapiens who have the Spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" as well as being addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the Spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ambrosio Soler Estrada, Angel Soler, And Angel Jose Robles (AAA)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025