jacob parsons

basically the goat

braden: dang did you see jacob parsons

kynlie: ya he’s so hot and the goat

by jpdagoatyaboi May 9, 2018

Jacob Devlin

Usually a bloke from The Pewfist

YO IS THAT JACOB DEVLIN EATING AT MACCIES??

by Steven Devlin January 15, 2021

Jacob Bacon

Jacob Bacon is cool guy

Jacob Bacon loves to say XD

by Bacon Man XD jacob July 15, 2019

Jacob Kirk

the sexiest being alive or dead

"its jacob kirk the sexiest being alive or dead"

by .manilovefroges December 8, 2021

Committed A Jacob

(Phrase: Doing something extremely stupid, or doing a low iq move)

Ex. When Mr. March took Mrs. Garcia's family away, he committed a Jacob

by Jacob has been commited May 19, 2021

jacob nieves

adorable boy. dreams of phat cheeses. talks a lot but it's cute. very tall and has yummy eyes

if he's reading this, hey pretty boy hahahahhahhah

me: JACOB NIEVES IS SO HANDSOME!!!!
jacob: true :)

by a lemieux October 16, 2020

Jacob Ridley

Jacob ridley is a sneaky man that lingers in the shadow of the gay clubs. He has an exteremly deep throat and can take on any cock in the world. He is also played a very important role in the political party UKIP and worked to eradicate the Asians from the UK.

ah its jacob ridley the racist cockgobbler

by yikerssss June 8, 2023