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Curtis Jackson

An incredible douche. Has never used 10 rooms in his own home. Owns 6 cars, including an Enzo Ferrari which he describes as a "$430 thousand conversation piece". He drives one of these cars, and it's a fucking pontiac. Although some may argue with me, in my opinion, his music is some of the worst rap available. Money is wasted on this man, and apparently, so were 9 bullets.
Curtis Jackson (aka 50 cent, fiddy, etc.) has too much money at his disposal and wastes it on cars and rooms he will never use.
by CRYM Entertainment August 24, 2008
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Lauren Jackson

The greatest all-time WNBA basketball player. She is known as the female Michael Jordan and often goes by the name of LJ (like MJ). She is also famous for pulling the fake hair of Lisa Leslie who is no match for the Jackson drive.
After an epic win against your opponent, your friend says
"Damn! you were like LJ (Lauren Jackson) out there"
by LJFans October 17, 2008
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Skai Jackson

Probably one of the worst celebrities in the entire world. She literally doxes people just for saying the fucking n word. I'd rather be a racist than a person that supports skai jackson, she's such a fucking retarded cunt.
skai jackson literally fucking doxes people including literally fucking children just for doing shit like saying the n word. If you support her, please do the rest of the world a favor and delete all of your internet accounts off of the Internet.
by I eat poop 69 February 21, 2022
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Jim Jackson

1. A massive poonhound of questionable sexuality

2. One who is obsessed with cleanliness

3. One who loves musicals but has a shit taste in music
1. "Man you were a total Jim Jackson last night with that girl".

2. "You don't need to mop the floor again! You're being a Jim Jackson!"

3. "That singing was total Jim Jackson"
by Professeur Punani April 27, 2009
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Michael Jacksoned

When somebody one-ups you. Referring to when Michael Jackson died the same day as Farrah Fawcett and she was instantly forgotten as any kind of public figure.
Kelly gets a cold and the office sends her a card, but then Amanda gets swine flu and the county quarantees her. When Kelly gets to work she says, "Amanda totally Michael Jacksoned me".
by FarrahRIP June 27, 2009
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Miss Jackson

Yeah this one right here goes out to all the baby's mamas, mamas
Mamas, mamas, baby mamas, mamas
Yeah, go like this
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (oh), I am for real
Sorry miss Jackson she did the Nasty with you husband 😃
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 11, 2019
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