Boozeday Tuesday

1. The day in which it is customary to binge drink natty light and play monster games of beirut in Rachel and Steve's apartment.

2. The day in which Hansen thinks it would be more fun to do something else.
1. "Moira carried me to bed after I passed out on the floor on Boozeday Tuesday"

2. "We need to get a keg! Its Boozeday Tuesday wooooohoooo
by Stan "Hurls" Curley August 20, 2008
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Lubey Tuesday

A calendar day of the week (Tuesday; Gregorian) best suited to the replenishment of lubricant stocks having been depleted or emptied within the preceding weekend. It ensures one’s preferred lubricant is in stock and available - preferably with a coupon or bulk purchase discount - whilst also avoiding the Thirsty Thursday and Fuck-a-Felon Friday inventory outages that can occur or, at best, limit your selection to water based products that no one except amateurs actually buy.
“I saw Sully slingin silicone all sideways and spun. Sully surprised everyone by stocking up for sticking on Lubey Tuesday; that’s fun”
by ThugGuzzler November 25, 2023
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Patch Tuesday

The day in which Microsoft tries to fix the various flaws of fucked up products it has produced before.
"Microsoft is going to address some other 913567 vulnerabilities in IE this Patch Tuesday."
by Ershadsky January 16, 2014
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Wisconsin Tuesday

You get Swiss cheese, fill it with cum and eat it with your partner.
We just got back from harris teeter with some cheese. We’re going to Wisconsin Tuesday tonight.
by Mr.Rety April 04, 2022
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Taskforce Tuesday

Taskforce Tuesday (and Taskforce Thursday) are two days of the week when the Strike Force/Narcotics Cops in Philly do the most work as far as arresting dealers and customers.
Nah I'm stayin' in today bro, it's Taskforce Tuesday.
by Ghostiano June 05, 2023
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Tuesday

The best day of the week cuz the Dolan Twins upload and make everyone happy.
“Bro, did you see the Dolan Twins new video?”
“Wait...today’s Tuesday?”
by MLG Patotato May 09, 2018
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