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Nigga curtain

That one porno where that nigga hid as a curtain
Nigga lamp: Hey dude have u watched nigga curtain?
Josh: yes man
by Doctor chinese October 30, 2020
mugGet the Nigga curtainmug.

Pennsylvania Dutch Shower Curtain

A sex act between at least one male and another partner. The male sneaks up behind a closed shower curtain while the other is in the active act of showering. The male then grabs the person in shower wrapping the shower curtain around there wet naked body. The penis is shoved against the curtain to insert into the person in the shower. The curtain acts as a semen barrier from this point on. This act should continue until climax or until the water starts turning cold.
Babe I'm too tired to do the Pennsylvania Dutch Shower Curtain. Can we do the Pennsylvania Dutch Breakfast instead?
by GermanPizzaEater January 9, 2023
mugGet the Pennsylvania Dutch Shower Curtainmug.

James Curtain

One of the most amazing people you will ever meet. He is smart, caring, an excellent soul mate and an amazing all around dude. James Curtain is also studying a degree that is kinda hard to get into but he doesn't talk about it often because he is so humble as well. James also likes star wars and lego and you should definitely go hang out with him.
Person 1: Man that James Curtain sure is a great dude
Person 2: Yeah he helped me with x
Person 1: Of course he did, he always helps out with x
by Stevemcjamieson December 17, 2021
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Curtain Smoosh

This happens when a female walks up to a guy, drops trou, and compresses her labia onto his forehead. Similar to the male Mushroom Stamp. Bonus points if you leave a slug trail.
Jim hasn't been the same since Veronica curtain smooshed him at the party a week ago.

"That guy needs to stop talking."

"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."
by Incognegro907 October 16, 2018
mugGet the Curtain Smooshmug.

ham curtains

Vaginals flaps
I rode Kate so hard last night her ham curtains are in bits
by Hammy007 November 3, 2015
mugGet the ham curtainsmug.

Curtains pulled

by rod pole June 3, 2025
mugGet the Curtains pulledmug.

curtains

objects used for
1) blocking sunlight through the windows
2) wiping your cum after nutting
1) it's too bright here, close the curtains!
2) why the fuck did you wipe your dick in the curtains???
by jinsie April 4, 2023
mugGet the curtainsmug.

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