Elephant Ears

The act of someone inverting their pockets and sticking their penis out to mimic the appearance of an elephant.

Friend: Put your pockets back in or someone might think you're making elephant ears.

by BigManTyson December 28, 2018

Ear Sex

aye.....pretty self explanitory

"fuck! didnae hear that coming!"

by thelazygeko May 25, 2004

moose ears

when everyone is seated and there is a task to be done. like turning off the lights or closing the door. you simply say "moose ears" and place ur open hands on your head like moose antlers

don:oh. i forgot to turn off the light. MOOSE EARS.
john: DAMN!

by don mote July 31, 2007

ear cuddling

The act of two people sharing a single set of headphones attatched to one MP3/music player.

Ear cuddling, they walked close to each other in order for the ear pieces not to fall off.

by Ayumi N. December 28, 2007

Ear Cochroach

The wireless cellular earpiece worn over the ear.

The morning after a heavy night of partying, Joe realized he lost his Bluetooth ear cochroach.

by James Weyand October 5, 2006

teary-eared

the effect of uncontrollable laughter; laughing so hard that "tears meet your ears"; the state of mind you reach when laughing so hard you forget what you are laughing about; usually the side-effect of drug-induced euphoria

After hearing the story, the girls got all teary-eared.

by BeccaR June 25, 2005

ear shotgun

When one allows oneself to receive marijuana smoke in the ear, because claims have been made that it goes straight to the brain.
These claims have not yet been verified.

man i took that ear shotgun and i got so fucked.

by Abby and Sam January 19, 2008