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Milk Friends

when you make a new friend and you think their awesome and sweet, but they expire after a while
That group over there were milk friends, they weren't the greatest
by Emma+friends June 21, 2016
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Milk War

Can be used in three separate contexts.
1. Explicit: A bi-annual event where a group of guys get together in a line and see who can ejaculate the farthest; the winner is crowned the Milk Man, and gains one (1) free Milk Pass, which is valid for 6 months.
2. Social: Where a group of three (3) friends get together at a table, sitting in a triangle formation - a carton of milk is placed between all three, and the three must contend to see who can possess the carton, and consume the beverage. Whoever has the carton by the time it is fully emptied is declared the victor. They may then declare that they are the only one amongst the friend group whose bones are strong and 'all calcified'.
3. Political: A trade conflict between Russia and Belarus in June 2009, stemming from Russia allegedly attempting to pay Belarus US$500 million to recognize the independence of Abkhazia and South Ossetia, as well as privatize the Belarusian milk industry. When Belarus sought negotiations with the European Union on certifying Belarusian milk according to EU regulations, Russia banned the import of dairy products from Belarus, citing alleged health concerns. The trade conflict ended on June 17, 2009, when Russia announced that it would lift the ban.
Damn bro, that Milk War last night was wild. I really think John maxed out there.
by Mech70 December 23, 2022
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Bum Milk

The act of drinking seamen out of a womans asshole after a man has ejaculated all of his goods into her.
Dayum gurllll! I just tasted the greatest bum milk from my lover Laquonda, I guess you can say I'm a lesbian and a fool for bum milk!
by Especially May 6, 2011
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Milk-slip

The act of where a male happens to slip up on another males semen, before falling head-first into the others asshole.
Me and Steven had a Milk-Slip last night. It was embarrassing.
by Z3r0T0l3r4nc3 October 3, 2016
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public milk

When one's housemates/family have irritated or wronged oneself in some way, he or she may choose to invoke "public milk" out of spite. This practice involves chugging milk straight out of the carton without telling anyone, and works especially well if one has any prexisting contagious medical conditions.
for example:

"my flatmates came home really drunk last night and woke me up, so I public milked them"

"the other day my step-sister invoked public milk, and now I have the flu"
by bdcb September 22, 2012
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milk girly

A girl that loves milk, an insatiable large amount of milk
My friend Eden, identifies as a milk girly and all the boys on hinge have to bust a comment. Honestly, all she wants is to sip a little chocolate milk and blow it out her nose.
by Cockodille Dundee December 17, 2022
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milk shower

when you nut on your girls (or mans) face, and they rub the cum all over themselves to help with acne.
"yo, my girl took a milk shower last night, after she found a new pimple on her forehead."
by johnglenn69 June 12, 2017
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