Leesburg Florida

A crack head and tweaker shit hole town located in central Florida. All the bitches are fat and ugly asf and 90% of em are missing their teeth. The police here are absolute pussies they’d rather send a full ass swat team on teenagers smoking weed but let these absolute crazy meth heads run all over the place. The food here is ight but everything closes at 5. It’s also hot as hell here. Here are some typical leesburg quotes I provided as example

“Dude you gotta try brick n barell their food slaps! They only charge 40 for a cold ass burger!”

“Time to flex my beat up ass chipped 1980s pickup around Venetian”

“Gimme a fuckin lighter right now!”

Welcome to Leesburg Florida

by Ax1459 April 2, 2025

Florida Chrome

Duct tape, Or the liberal application of such product.

Oh yeah, my truck mirror fell off but i give er' all the way with some Florida chrome

by Conagher March 13, 2020

Florida Water

Diamonds that are so clear they’re like Florida water, usually resulting in them being of higher value. 💎

‘Ever since I got my 2019 Richard Mille, people put respect on my name - must be that Florida water’

Or (as said by rapper Gunna in the FN Meka song “Florida Water”):
“Two tone AP, presidential Rolex (Florida water)”
“If you couldn’t tell, this a white Cuban link on my chest (Florida water)”
“Florida Water, when your carat clarity they treat you with respect”

by 27floors August 8, 2022

Florida Fanboat

Someone male or female diarrhea shits in front of a house fan while someone stands behind along for the ride.

Mary missed the smell of the Everglades so Amanda gave her the ol' Florida Fanboat.

by Ace Glazer November 23, 2024

WE WANT FLORIDA

A family-friendly way of expressing contempt for the Toronto Maple Leafs. This is akin to saying “Leafs Suck.”

“WE WANT FLORIDA” originated in the 2023 Stanley Cup Playoffs. Shortly after the Toronto Maple Leafs finally won a playoff series (since god knows when), childish Leaf fans were yelling “We Want Florida”, really wishing their next opponent to be the lower seeded Florida Panthers instead of the Boston Bruins (due to PTSD from 2013, 2018, 2019). Turns out Leaf Fans got exactly what they wanted…at an embarrasing cost. The Florida Panthers would quickly take a 3-0 series lead, where their fans would mockingly chant “WE WANT FLORIDA”. Florida would eventually choke the Leafs out of the series 4-1 in Toronto (with their veteran Radko Gudas professionally screaming into the Leafs Goaltender’s Face), and Panther’s forward Matthew Tkachuk would comment how happy he was to not hear many “We want Florida” chants by leaf fans.

by Nolan Griffin April 19, 2024

Florida jacuzzi

When a girl puts lemon juice and pop rocks in her mouth then gargles your balls.

Boy 1“Dude your mom gave me a Florida jacuzzi last night and man did it hurt”
Boy 2 “Bro that’s disgusting”
Boy 2”Did it feel good?”

by How it feels to gum 5 chews January 28, 2021

Leisure Pointe, Florida

A man-made island in the works off the coast of Delray Beach, Florida. It is supposed to be finished in 2025, where they will build high-rise resorts and condos for tourists and rich retired people. It will reportedly house around 9,000 people.

Many rich New Yorkers will live on Leisure Pointe, Florida.

by Southbayshake July 16, 2021