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by Jonathan marhsal December 19, 2016
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Man, dude...last night that chic wanted to T-Bag her and dip my balls in her mouth... so I did ...but decided she needed some FLORIDA HEADPHONES. She loved it
by BullJams November 18, 2020
Get the Florida Headphones mug.A family-friendly way of expressing contempt for the Toronto Maple Leafs. This is akin to saying “Leafs Suck.”
“WE WANT FLORIDA” originated in the 2023 Stanley Cup Playoffs. Shortly after the Toronto Maple Leafs finally won a playoff series (since god knows when), childish Leaf fans were yelling “We Want Florida”, really wishing their next opponent to be the lower seeded Florida Panthers instead of the Boston Bruins (due to PTSD from 2013, 2018, 2019). Turns out Leaf Fans got exactly what they wanted…at an embarrasing cost. The Florida Panthers would quickly take a 3-0 series lead, where their fans would mockingly chant “WE WANT FLORIDA”. Florida would eventually choke the Leafs out of the series 4-1 in Toronto (with their veteran Radko Gudas professionally screaming into the Leafs Goaltender’s Face), and Panther’s forward Matthew Tkachuk would comment how happy he was to not hear many “We want Florida” chants by leaf fans.
Subsequentially The Florida Panthers would sell a “We Want Florida” shirt to mock the Leafs and other teams that underestimated them. Toronto would be ridiculed with this chant by both Florida fans and other anti-Toronto fans. Montreal Fans would chant this at a soccer match between Toronto.
In the next season, Panther fans would continue mocking the Leafs with this chant at their home openers and closures against Toronto (especially after taking a 3 goal lead in their last regular season game)
Subsequentially The Florida Panthers would sell a “We Want Florida” shirt to mock the Leafs and other teams that underestimated them. Toronto would be ridiculed with this chant by both Florida fans and other anti-Toronto fans. Montreal Fans would chant this at a soccer match between Toronto.
In the next season, Panther fans would continue mocking the Leafs with this chant at their home openers and closures against Toronto (especially after taking a 3 goal lead in their last regular season game)
by Nolan Griffin April 20, 2024
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So here in Orlando, there are people dead from overdoses in the middle of the street.
Us cops do not give a shit about people in Florida, So come on down, theirs so much you can experience in Florida.
You can get your face ripped off, you can overdose on ketamine, or you could just get high as a kite.
So come on down where the sun don't shine. This is sponsored by Orlando, Florida. So come on down, what are you waiting for? :)
So here in Orlando, there are people dead from overdoses in the middle of the street.
Us cops do not give a shit about people in Florida, So come on down, theirs so much you can experience in Florida.
You can get your face ripped off, you can overdose on ketamine, or you could just get high as a kite.
So come on down where the sun don't shine. This is sponsored by Orlando, Florida. So come on down, what are you waiting for? :)
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Get the Fountain florida mug.On October 16th, anyone that has a name, you grab a pancake and throw it in the microwave. Why? I have no clue, and to the people who dont have a name. Find a microwave and throw it at a pancake.
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