hop on bloxfruits

to go to the nearest daycare and play ring around the rosy and toy cars

this is because no blox fruits player is over the age of 5

“Yo, hop on bloxfruits”
“Goo goo ga ga”

by willywillywilly889 January 15, 2023

hop hustler

Craft beer salesperson- (distributor, retail, or restaurant.)

"Ray is a boss 'hop hustler', he styled me out with some crazy, hazy IPAs!"

by Juice Pusher February 2, 2018

Lowrider hopping

Lowrider hopping is an act where a male makes his penis jump up and down, using blood control.

Yo Stacy, Ricky low rider hopped in my bed last night, that is sooo HOT -lowrider hopping

by CLUTCHPLOX January 14, 2022

Hop on DST

Gamer slang for "Let's go to Australia"

"Yo, hop on dst."
"Sure thing bro, who you playing as?"
"Wes."
"Fuck that, I'm firebombing your house."

by 3ggst3r October 7, 2022

bot hopping

swopping fifi's and or fleshlights

"hey bro my fife is kinda worn out let me use yours"... "ok but when you get the flashlight its my for the week" bot hopping

by nick0927 January 1, 2012

Hop on the Isle

Slang term for rough gay sex, usually in the form of a large incest orgy.

"Yo dude, wanna Hop on the Isle? Sure bro, once my Dad gets home."

by lesterlesty August 3, 2022

Poop Hop

The terribly embarrassing practice we've all done before, when, after pooping and realizing there is no toilet paper, you hop around out of the bathroom with your pants around your ankles, to the closet or nearest bathroom with toilet paper. Usually done with knees slightly bent so as to prevent your buttcheeks from closing and allowing the filth around your anus to smear to the buttcrack area. This is perhaps the most vulnerable state you'll ever be in, completely subject to the whims and ridicule of anybody that catches you doing it.

After the burrito I ate ended up violently evacuating out of my ass and into the toilet, I glanced over in horror to learn that there is no toilet paper left in the bathroom. Begrugingly, and believing nobody else to be awake at this hour, I decided to Poop Hop my way out of the bathroom, through the kitchen, and into the garage where a bale of toilet paper rolls lay. Having retrieved some without anybody seeing me and with minimum smearage, I began the return trip. I poop hopped all the way to the bathroom door, only to find my father-in-law inside brushing his teeth. Our eyes met, my pants around my ankles and my penis recoiling. We never made eye contact again.

by Honorable Justice Scalia April 23, 2015