Catching Grenades 

Catching Grenades- Always ending up with the ugly friend of the group.

T- Hey ladies whats up

T to C- I got dibs on the right one

C to S- I got dibs on the left one

S to T and C- I get the ugly one in the middle? Man I hate Catching Grenades

Catching Grenades by SchmittyBalls 17 February 27, 2011

hunky hand grenades 

Stuffed cabbages. Cabbage rolls filled with ground pork, rice and spices.

Grandma is cooking up a big old pot of hunky hand grenades.

hunky hand grenades by Kunthuffer October 28, 2017

Grenadation 

Blowing something up with enough force that a large amount of schrapnel is produced.

A Top Fuel Dragster blows up it's engine to the point there are large chunks of metal strewn about the track is the best example of grenadation.

"John Force has experienced grenadation many times in his career."

Grenadation by Conquest351 June 4, 2009

grenaded 

To explode. To fly apart into many pieces like a grenade.

My cell phone is in a thousand pieces. I dropped onto the concert and it grenaded.

My car engine over revved and grenaded. Pieces were everywhere.

grenaded by Fixer1967 August 4, 2018

Grendel 

Known as the bigass monster that eats guys for the hell of it from the English epic, Beowulf. Something referred to as Grendel has to be big, dangerous, and dominant. It can be a hungry fat guy, a relative of Jabba the Hutt, Britney Spears-Pregnant Style, or even the moustache on Wilford Brimley. Whatever it is, it's disturbing to the general public.

1.) Hey little Billy, you better stop hangin' around with that Grendel, you might suddenly be absorbed.
2.) Dude, that guys got Grendel on his face!
3.) It's Grendel: Live on Broadway, starring the pregnant Britney Spears as that...thing.

Grendel by knowledgeman October 5, 2006

Farting out hand grenades

A Fart that you unleash that gives you such excruciating pain, this is the only phrase for your terrbile pain.

Matt on the phone - hold on...... OH MA GAWD i'm farting out hand grenades.

Farting out hand grenades by Terrance Clark December 28, 2005

grendel 

A large roommate who enjoys sleeping on the floor, eating chocolate and killing innocent passers-by. Can be found in dark spaces lurking for you to get home.

Oh shit! Grendel's hungry!

grendel by C-zizzle February 18, 2008