gregging

The act of being present in a voice call, usually consisting of 3 or more people, and having both your audio and your microphone visibly muted to other participants. This is synonymized with the idea of being "Away From Keyboard." Some synonyms include: "idling", "masturbating" (sometimes shortened to "masturb"), and "AFK."

I was trying to ask Joey a question, but I realized he was gregging and couldn't hear me after asking.

by Nobody of Note June 9, 2023

Greg Foley

Big nose freak who dead ass looks like a sloth who is sisters wit Sarah pomroy

Greg Foley is a actual faggot

by Greg Foley May 9, 2019

slow greg

being really drunk and having sex. you can get it up but there is no way that you will ever blow.

"Fuck man, I had a slow greg last night. I have the worst blue balls right now."
sex drunk blow cum

by wassupdood123 February 4, 2009

Greg shelton

The greatest man alive. His feet are insanely expensive to just see. This man has a third leg to the floor. It’s crazy

I am the Greg Shelton

by MYCOXHARDFORU December 16, 2019

Tío Greg

A sexual power move that occurs when you have ass-blasting Mexican food and then fuck a fat ugly chick while taking a shit in a public handicapped stall. As you finish, you scream "THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME TÍO GREG!" while you simultaneously ejaculate and empty your bowels. Name for Governor Greg "Hot Wheels" Abbott, who has a homely-looking niece who calls her "Tío Greg" in a laughable campaign ad.

Dave: Dude, did you hook with with that fat bitch last night?
Jim: Yeah, we ate a bunch of Taco Bell and then she let me Tío Greg her in the restroom!
Dave: Holy shit!

by ChudBullzer October 10, 2025

Greg

A sexy man who was apart of the diary of a wimpy kid book. He is a gigachad and a sexy man who can pull the whole universe including God, He is such a beast that he can punch the wall and break it with ease. There is a national Greg day named after him and is celebrated every 2 weeks

Greg: Hi
Literally the whole universe: Immediately jumps on greg and tries F'ing

by thrat the greg September 13, 2022

Greg

Greg is the father of all. He loves boats, but he loves his children the most.
He is also the most handsome guy to ever exist. He also has the strength and looks of Captain America.
If asked to do a dive roll, will complete one 90% of the time.

If the word "boat" is said, he will look around to see if there is one near.

Person 1: "Woah! That guy is so handsome, honest, and is an absolute DAD!"
Person 2: "Yeah he is a total Greg!"

by Ilovegreg123 November 23, 2021