green sausage

the male version on a blue waffle

guy 1- dude after sleeping with that hooker last week i had to go to the doctors.
guy 2- plz don't tell me she gave you herpies.
guy 1- worse she had a blue waffle.
guy 2 - so wou have a green sausage now?
guy 1 - ya =(

by dontbeadaril June 17, 2012

green plum

Someone who talks out of their arse all the time and doesn't get the job done. People who have serious verbal diarrhea.

"that bloke is the biggest green plum"

by Crazy Boy 21 November 19, 2016

The Green Helicopter

When a female is on top during sexual intercourse and you spin her around until she pukes.

Last night Sarah came over and I hit her with the green helicopter.

by jefferyhoward2 June 25, 2021

jakiesha greene

jakiesha is a hot girl, loves sports, and hates hoes

jakiesha greene is an sporty girl but hates when people get in her way.

by Morgan Amerson April 8, 2017

Irene Greene

Irene Greene is a old teacher, who is pretty thicky boi.

Fredo: Damn that teacher thick
Mads: Yes, its because its an Irene Greene

by Mousolinniboibagbiggawigga December 7, 2020

stale green

When a traffic light in the direction you are going has been green so long that you know it will change any second.

Passenger: "It's a stale green man, you're not going to make it."

Driver: "No way. Look, it changed after we went through."

by framboise eau de vie June 1, 2009

Englefield Green

A small human waste disposal unit 40 miles away from London.
If you are a chav or want to take up this exciting new lifestyle of claiming the title "benefit lord" this could become your new home. Plenty of rich snobs to rob along your exhausting commute to the drug dealer. However, if you are a car or house enthusiast, I wouldn't move here as your prize possessions probably won't stay in your hands for a while.

Many scary monsters and super freaks live here. If you like living, run in the opposite direction.

I want to get stabbed, lets go to Englefield Green

by Captain OCD October 12, 2022