ur grandma a splat

the absolute WORST insult even god can think of. Worse than all the “ur” insults on urban dictionary combined. When u say it, a planet explodes along with the human race.
Man 1:lol ur mom gay
Man 2:no u
Man 1: ur sisters a mister
Man 2:well ur grandma a splat
*MAN 1 REDUCES TO ASHES ALONG WITH THE HUMAN RACE AND URANUS*
by MEAGPERSON May 05, 2018
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grandma burnt

Grandma grew up in the Great Depression. There was no waste. If food was burnt, you scraped off the burnt bit and ate the rest.

"Grandma burnt" means that the food (usually toast) is burnt, but not burnt so badly that you can't scrape off the burnt part and eat the rest. It's not "really" burnt.
That toast is only grandma burnt. You can still eat it.
by November 07, 2020
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Grandma's Sideboob

Grandma's Side Boob is the IG account for a up and coming ceramics maker / social media influencer. Let's hope you're here for her and well.... not the other reason.
I slid into Grandma's Sideboob DMs to see if she'd look at this page. I'm concerned about opening up the floodgates though by making the page....
by howmanypeoplehavethenameJack November 23, 2021
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titty grandma

me: "hey, can I come over later?"
you: "Idk, I'll have to ask titty grandma."
by Tittie Grandwaugh August 18, 2022
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man grandma

you say this when your grandma tripping or mad for no reason
*lay,sha and ray outside smoking*
grandma cheryl: *comes outside and smells the weed* yall need to stop smoking that mess around my house
lay &ray: "laughing"
sha: Man Grandma you doing tm
by reidsvilleliving26 April 17, 2023
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grandma casserole

When u grind up yo stems and smoke em
Ay yo you can grind those stems and put em in and that's grandma casserole
by Raptorrdino January 26, 2021
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Sandy Grandma

"An attempt to have sexual intercourse via the anus with an older woman however, she's way too dry which then creates flakes covering the penis which is known as "sand"."
Mark was so drunk, he recorded himself with a Sandy Grandma.
by TheOverWatcher November 02, 2019
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