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montauk fuckboys 

A group of boys from Montauk, NY who spend half their year roaming wild and unemployed on the lush island of Puerto Rico. They do not understand the meaning of the word "no" and their fettishes include girls leaving.
Montauk fuckboy - You said you're leaving in two days?
Girl - Yeah, I'm bummed
Montauk fuckboy - Let's just hang out then
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Premium Fuckboy 

Maintains all of the same attributes as the regular fuck boy; however, is premium in looks, money, or swag game.

Additional Characteristics that promote premiumness:

- socks, jordan sandals, and basketball shorts
- sends many selfies because he loves looking at himself
- typically has more than one babymama but not required
- loves facetiming, again because he likes looking at his own face
- plays cat and mouse with every girl he meets
- only texts through snapchat
- goes on secret vacations and pretends he has mono
Susie: Joe just sent me another selfie on snap chat with the cartoon filter.
Jessica: What a premium fuckboy!
Premium Fuckboy by datagirl July 6, 2016

dry fuckboy 

"dude, ethan's such a dry fuckboy. like he flirts with every girl but none of them like him."
dry fuckboy by omdefine October 27, 2016

pillsbury fuckboy 

That pillsbury fuckboy ain't called, text, or nothin in the 2 weeks since he done stood me up.
pillsbury fuckboy by clew04002 December 26, 2016

zi*fuckoinkies

a cross between jinkies and zoinks, the catchphrases commonly used by characters in the show "Scooby-Doo Where Are You?"
Boy: Now let's see who's really behind this mask...
Girl: zi*fuckoinkies!
zi*fuckoinkies by thenepalflag July 30, 2018

Wannabe fuckboy 

Someone who tries to act like a fuck boy but can’t get girls.
Wannabe fuckboy by What? Ok November 9, 2018

Educated Fuckboy 

An educated fuckboy is a guy who claims to not be like "other guys". They are convincing because of the intelligent way they communicate, but in reality they are exactly like those "other guys".
I'm not a fuckboy. I'm on Tinder mainly to find someone I can vibe with. I'm not looking for a serious relationship. I'm looking for something casual.

*This is a typical response of an educated fuckboy*