Putting from the rough

Taking it in the ass.

Those fags put from the ruff.

by xzentrk from Good Will Hunting July 12, 2003

Jake from state farm

An embarassment to Jakes everywhere, but awesome to everyone else.

Person 1: What's your name?
Jake: Jake
Person 1: Oh, like Jake from State Farm?
Jake: No, fuck you.

by you've got werms August 2, 2016

drinking from the red river

The act of eating a lady out while she is on the rag.

Bill is nasty. I heard he was drinking from the red river last night.

by 517 March 28, 2009

Comeback From Ignorance

An occurance that takes place when two or more people are arguing. One person insults another using an allusion, the person whom the insult was directed at is unfamiliar with the allusion, her/she then uses his/her ignorance of the thing being alluded to as (the basis of) a comeback.

Person 1: "What the hell is wrong with you!?! is your frontal lobe disconnected!?!"
Person 2: "What the fuck are you talking about? your fucking stupid!"

Person 1: goddamn your biggoted! are you related to Archie Bunker?
Person 2: Who the hell is Archie bunker, is he your Mastabatory Fantasy?

-Person 2 has used a Comeback from ignorance in both examples

by ElbowTheHappyViking May 13, 2010

Beast From the Far East

One of Slim Chin’s (played by Ken Jeong in a 2010 adidas commercial) many nicknames, others include Mongoose Man, Quicky Von Fastenburg and Lightning Pants.

“I’m Slim Chin Beast From the Far East and this is Dwight Howard Beast from the Regular East.”

by adidasBasketball November 25, 2010

Bleed from the eyes

Used when one really doesn't want to even consider doing something, as it may cause them brain trauma. Can also be described as being more appealing than the activity they are trying to get out of.

The thought of posting my significant others name to urbandictionary with a cutesy-pootsie definition of how they are the best person ever causes me to bleed from the eyes.

by Rawrface123456 December 2, 2010

Working From Home

What to do if a single snowflake falls out of the sky. (Src: The Valve Employee Handbook)

Gabe: Why aren't you in the office today?
Mark: I'm working from home - a single snowflake fell out of the sky.
Gabe: Right. Carry on then.

by frank1985 October 18, 2012