Fortnite

A shitty game. That's it.

Guy 1: Hey bro, do you play Fortnite?
Guy 2: No, i'm not a dumbass.
Guy 1: oMg Y u HaTe FoRtNiTe ItS dA bEsT gAmE eVeR!!!!!11!1

by fortnite_is_gay_and_lesbian April 18, 2020

Fortnite

See, gay virgins
A game where whiny 9 year old's get their first boner.

Ex.1
9 yr old: mi stic iz go in upz
Me: what. the. fuck.
Ex.2
Same 9 yr old: zOMG! y da fuk did u kil me! imm telin mi momm!
Me: what. the. fuck.
This is why kids, you shouldn't play fortnite LOL

by ToxicHybridWolf April 21, 2020

Fortnite

The game kids play when you want to waste money cause your friend said. I GOT SKULL TROOPER.

O MY EFFING GOD I GOT SKULLTROOPER IN FORTNITE!

by BananaBoi1896 April 25, 2020

Fortnite

A dead game

Dude 1: "Yo fortnite old af"

Me: "Your just a hater"

Everyone: ".......... agreed..."

Dude 1: "Wait for it"

Epic Games: "Fortnite Season 12 Is postponed"

Everyone Including Me: "Sigh" (Pause) "Enough said, switch to pubg

by revolver196831 February 10, 2020

Fortnite

A Fortnite Is when a group of virgin children play a asinine game for which only virgins play

Joey:Wanna play fortnite?
Alex: no I go to you mom home

by The Equivalint to methalhedimi February 24, 2020

Fortnite

A crappy shooter game that is worse than a trash can filled with broken Virtual Boys.

Person 1: Hey, Timmy just played Fortnite.
Person 2: His execution is tomorrow.

by fridgee February 28, 2020

Fortnite

The worst simp game to ever exist on mercury, only the saddest form of gaming, which is sad as it is pretty much gremlin quest grinding

Bruh, you know that so and so still plays fortnite. Trash!

by P o t a t o c h i p s March 7, 2020