Peter Peter Blumpkin Eater

The delicate art of getting a blowjob while shitting into someone's mouth.

Peter Peter Blumpkin Eater.
Had a wife and couldn't keep her.
Found some friends who could stand the smell.
And handle the fiery taste as well.

by E from the East. April 3, 2009

purple peter eater

1.) One who really sucks at racing dirt cars. (D.G.)
2.) One who likes to Eat Purple Peters.

Dave is such a purple peter eater, he really stinks at driving dirt cars.
Dave really likes to eat purple peters.

by Mindy Myers June 10, 2017

baby eater

One who consumes the fetus.

Yummy yummy yummy i got baby in my tummy1

by -=Sephiroth=- May 26, 2004

Soup Eater

A segment of the population who, because it's all they can afford, generally eat soup for almost every meal.

Man, would you look at the mullet on that soup eater!

by Caveman70 March 16, 2007

evanescense

evanescence an incredible band whos lyrics shows mixed emotions all of the songs and music are written by ben moody

"i'm amy lee from evanescence"

by non of your September 13, 2005

dick eater

a person who likes to eat the male genitalia out

eww theirs a dick eater

by Anonymous March 17, 2003

eaterologist

Expert at eating

I am a good eater, they call me an eaterologist

by dr.food April 10, 2015