Kaden Evans

Has no friends

Yo look at Fionn. He is a real Kaden Evans

by Beanz4172882 October 7, 2020

evan laster

retard

person 1: yo look at that guy, such a retard
person 2: yea he's a complete evan laster

by steeee davenport February 14, 2018

Evan Turley

The worst fucking person on planet Earth. Like actually, how is a human person this shit. Evan Turley’s are usually found in a low end high school in Illinois. If you find him, call him a loser, he understands. Evan Turley’s usually don’t have much skill in anything, basically just scum of the earth

Teacher: Who’s your partner for your project?
Student: Evan Turley

Teacher: Ohhhh... Evan Turley.. Have fun with that asshole

by SuperCloud50 October 18, 2019

Evan Moore

A very good looking male doesn't matter if young or old and is athletic

Bro he just got 5 girls snaps that's definitely a Evan Moore

by LIL CHAN November 1, 2021

Evan Gillam

Evan Gillam is a ScreaM (cs:go pro player) wannabe. In his spare time he enjoys playing growtopia cs:go and minecraft, even though he is 15 he enjoys these games and most of all enjoys jacking off to hentai and Nazi WWII porn

Evan gillam is a loser

by evan gillam is bad July 22, 2017

Evans Opinion

When you have an opinion but its wrong. Also applies to some Mexicans, particularly ones named Enrique.

Evan: "Hitler wasn't even that bad of a guy"

Everyone: "Typical Evans opinion"

by Chimichanga819 October 26, 2018

tom evans

He’s not fat he’s just flumpy

You’ll end up looking like Tom Evans if you don’t stop eating cake

by Darkmemelordhoward January 23, 2019