Depression

The big sad.

John: "I have Depression."
Steve: "You mean the big sad?"

by Jerald the Horse February 12, 2020

Post beach vacation depression

Post beach vacation depression-

The feeling that is provoked after a relaxing vacation at the beach.

Symptoms include:

Sand in your crack, lost toll booth tickets, missing annoying family members(ok then you know you've lost it), memory loss, yelling at your favorite sister, hateful blogging, fighting with spouses or boyfriends, empty feeling from vomiting or not being able to eat cause you are so hung over, not enjoying your children, aches and pains associated with dancing and falling asleep in some strange place, alcohol withdrawl, grass stains of unknown origin on your clothing, receiving nasty grams from people who are hatin', uncontrollable crying, being broke, unable to find your way back to the state you came from, failing exams and having to use the term...

"What happens at the beach, stays at the beach."

Litte sister- I have been crying all day and I can't concentrate on studying for my final exam...

Big sister- Oh My God! I have been crying all day too! You know what we have? We have Post beach vacation depression!

by KC, MFD & Big Sister T August 4, 2007

Depression

A Fancy Word for Feeling "Bummed Out"

Michael: "The stress of my modern day office has caused me to go into a depression".
Dwight: "Isn't depression just a fancy word for feeling "bummed out?""
Michael "Dwight you ignorant slut!"

by WVUDirtyBird August 25, 2010

post-Twilight depression

the feeling a person gets when they finish the last book of the Twilight saga, Breaking Dawn, and decide that its dull and boring main character will never measure up to the skillfully-crafted main characters in the Harry Potter series

I finished reading the Twilight saga, and then I felt like I would go through a post-Twilight depression, but it quickly ended... I realized that in twenty years from now, in the middle of my midlife crisis, I would re-read the Harry Potter series for comfort, not Twilight, which just can't be compared to J.K. Rowling's writing style.

by SomeDudeWhoLikesThePotterBooks July 29, 2009

clinical depression

The same exact thing as depression, but usually more severe. Fluffed up with the world 'clinical' to make the problem seem medical.

depressed person: im miserable

psychiatrist: oh no no no you have clinical depression

depressed person: fuck you who cares about your technicalities

psychiatrist: theres a totally different brain structure

depressed person: no there isnt you just made that up

psychiatrist: um...i dunno

by Shadow Creator October 27, 2007

post-party depression

Basically hungover but with remorse and pain that results from over doing it the night before.

"Man all day I was lying around thinking 'I want my mommy'...
I had post-party depression.

by paulstothewall July 12, 2007

Balloon expression

An extreme overreaction to a surprise or situation. It can also be seen in a picture titled Dont drop the balloon on funnyjunk.com.

(maury show) Josh you are the father! *Balloon expression*

I had a major balloon expression when I found out bob was gay.

Dont drop the balloon!! *Balloon expression*

by Jr-homicide May 22, 2009