Big ole thick lady that loves to muff dive with the most wettest gash in the land. Usually named after a great aunt or somethin that was also a lesbian but was born in a time when they wasn’t allowed to be one. Wendy Lawson sounds like one. Maybe you should go ask her sister if you know what I mean.
Peter: Did you hear about Wendy Lawson?
Quint: Yeah she got caught eatin her sister’s juicy peach last night under the bleacher at the football stadium.
Peter: Bummer, I thought she liked cock.
Quint: No sir, she’s what they call a “wicked fat dyke”
Quint: Yeah she got caught eatin her sister’s juicy peach last night under the bleacher at the football stadium.
Peter: Bummer, I thought she liked cock.
Quint: No sir, she’s what they call a “wicked fat dyke”
by Leland Bruce December 19, 2023
Get the wicked fat dykemug. by Chuck Norris83649 February 5, 2024
Get the Dyke Fartmug. by anonymous November 9, 2020
Get the dyke sniffermug. You. You are a dyke.
by ehhehehehehheehh November 3, 2022
Get the dykemug. by Nano Hernan Garcia January 20, 2019
Get the Dykemug. An animalistic, stocky dyke that inhabits crowded areas, stalking all other female forms, and can scan you from head to toe in one glance. The typical aggressive dyke can vary in size, but the one constant, is their regalia. The aggressive dyke dons a tattoo starting at the shoulder and ending at the bottom of the earlobe, while only having her left ear pierced (usually on the same side as the tattoo), "complimenting" a tank top and an open flannel with pumas. If you are to encounter an aggressive dyke in their natural habitat, scat.
"Omg, did you see how Wendy watched me from across the bar? That's an aggressive dyke."
"We have to get out of here. That's an aggressive dyke, and I'm scared."
"We have to get out of here. That's an aggressive dyke, and I'm scared."
by rose riffle September 27, 2020
Get the Aggressive Dykemug. Commonly mistaken for guydyke, a guide-dyke is the dyke who guides a woman out of her heterosexuality and into the comforting embrace of lesbianism.
Hi, my name is Sharon and I'll be your guide-dyke for the evening.
My first girlfriend's name was Elizabeth, and she was the best guide-dyke I could have asked for!
I wouldn't have ever known I was a lesbian if it wasn't for my guide-dyke, Cara.
My first girlfriend's name was Elizabeth, and she was the best guide-dyke I could have asked for!
I wouldn't have ever known I was a lesbian if it wasn't for my guide-dyke, Cara.
by GarageTeamFagHag January 10, 2016
Get the Guide-dykemug.