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Double sided

verb. {to get} double sided / to double side smthing, smone.

To avoid, or be avoided of a certain topic by redirecting the subject towards something more complex related to said topic, in a way to create confusion, thus leading to the subject forgetting what the topic was truly about.
Joe: Hey Jane, do you wanna have some fun?
Jane: Of course! Let's plan a nice little vacation with my mom.
Joe: Jane, it's 1 in the morning I thought we could...
Jane: Right now? Alright, but I'm a bit tired. I'll go get the pamphlets and check airfares on the inter--
Joe: Fuck you Jane, stop double siding me with your bullshit.

Bob was annoyed that he kept getting double sided by his boss who was clearly ignoring Bob's plea to get a raise.
by DJDash August 6, 2008
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the double text

The double text refers to impatient boys or girls usually desparate for their crush's attention. When two texts are sent without one reply making he/she seem desparate. Quite common, but more rare forms have been witnessed: the triple text and even the quadruple text.
Kurt: Hey babe you alright? Xxxx
NO REPLY
Kurt: Oooh givin me the silent treatment r we? :P xxx
The double text has been committed- NO REPLY
Kurt: what u up to bbe x
NO REPLY - triple text
Kurt: Mornin you, alrite today? X

Texts usually hours apart then increase to days apart as sender doesn't want to look desparate even though they are also note number of kisses declines.
by wldntulike2no;) October 22, 2011
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double clicking her mouse

a way that guys refer to the females masturbation process.
Last night I caught my girlfriend double clicking her mouse.
by kimi_kat22 May 7, 2008
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double sided mariglade

1. A double sided dildo.

2. A dildo with both ends able to be used for separate or simultaneous penetration and or stimulation of one or two participants vaginal, anal and or oral holes.
The two lesbians are going shopping for double sided mariglades.
by Absolute Pie July 28, 2010
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Double Shit

Taking another shit after you've already wiped. Since double wiping occurs during the same trip to the bathroom, a sore butthole is usually the result
Stacey was just about done wiping after a satisfying shit when she felt another torpedo coming down the tube. "Damn" she thought, "now my ass is gonna be sore the rest of the day" as she proceeded to take a double shit.
by enrique357 August 9, 2009
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Doubsey

When you cross a wide road with a central reservation without having to stop because of oncoming vehicles from both directions
Lets try and do a doubsey
by Ron Stone October 25, 2009
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double-bent

Drunk and stoned at the same time. Comes from an early 90s Eazy E rap song.
Get me a 40 and a pack of zig-zags... I'm gonna get double-bent tonight.
by Mr Define December 29, 2005
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