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Simp Curse

When you simp for so long bad things could happen.
Bob has been a simp for months now and recently found a tumor in his head he thinks he has the Simp Curse.
by TesterLester January 23, 2021
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The Historians Curse

After reading and imagining oneself in different era's, time's, etc the historian loses a sense of reality and literally, everything becomes relative. Human suffering isn't as bad as others across history have suffered. You borrow words, speech patterns, and mannerisms from other cultures in a different time. You find it hard to interact with people in present society as you present yourself as someone from the past you hold in esteem. You cannot escape the fruits of your own knowledge and are cursed to be a weird unknown thing. An amalgamation of unrelated things without any unifying idea to hold itself together, making it preposterous in the extreme.
Being affected by the Historians Curse the professor was seen as a lunatic as he constantly presented himself as knowing everything whilst acting like a 13th-century townsman looking for God amongst the dead.
by The cursed historian February 19, 2023
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Curse

Curse, the name of a sexy weirdo on the Internet. @x_deadking_x is named curse for a neutral naming. They are super lonely, creative and fun, and loves games.
"CURSEEEEE GIVE ME THAT COOKIE"
"Curse you look so pretty❤"
"Curseyyy"
by x_deadking_x February 10, 2021
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Poseidon’s curse

When you’re taking a poop and the turd hits the toilet water and splashes your butthole.
That poop was so vicious i got cursed by Poseidon’s curse
by Lil Payne September 27, 2018
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curse

a group of scarabs.
"a curse of scarabs infests the surrounding area."
by Ins0rt April 22, 2024
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thought curse

When someone tricks you into thinking something (something incorrect)
John: Did you know that Obama died yesterday?!
Anna: No he didn’t....you must’ve fell into the thought curse
by CrystalTearing66 September 16, 2017
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Cursed

If you don’t want to say bad words, you can use the word ‘cursed’ to replace all the curse words like shit.
What the cursed!

Do you have a long cursed?
Cursed you!
by marcotoa January 20, 2025
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