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Christophe

The best person on the planet, tall with even higher IQ and massive dick. Flippin sexy, great kisser and better fucker
Girl 1: Last night I had absolute shit sex

Girl 2: Mine was amazing, I had a Christophe.
by Be friends with Christophe December 9, 2021
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Christopher S

A gentleman, who has brown eyes and dark black hair, tan skin and the cutest smile, he has the personality of a fucking parasite but he’s amazing. You may see him skating (failing to do a kick flip) being socially awkward, or with his amazing gf. Christopher likes America 🦅🇺🇸 but is Australian .. ( American at heart ) likes $uicideboy$ and zillakami. He is a nerd at heart who enjoys being on google earth, and talking abt geography.
Girl 1 - who is that!!

girl 2 - that’s Christopher S he’s always wearing black !!

Girl 3 - he’s wearing an I ❤️ my gf shirt today 😱
Girl 1 - aw :(
by Soggy balls November 13, 2023
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christopher

christopher is the kind of man that makes you do a double take. He is sweet and attractive in every way. He takes your breath away and sweeps you off your feet. He may not make a move for 4 years but, he will be waiting for you with open arms to begin a bright beautiful future with you. He’s perfect and a great cook, supposedly. Amazing all around. Skillful, smart, courageous, brave, protective, romantic, sweet, hilarious and beautiful laugh and smile .
Christopher stole something of mine, that’s normal tempo is 60-100.
by jooooooooojojojojojojojo November 24, 2021
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Christopher Madrid

A very cute player that many girls simp for. He is very cute and makes the non-hoe girls fall for him. Hopefully he is obsessed with the right girl. He is boy who doesn't know what he wants. He is hispanic, short, hot, cute, indecisive, mamas boy, has mommy issues, like boobs, really loves thighs, is a one piece fan, is a player yet wants something serious. He is very kind and sweet though, he just isn't dating material though.
Christopher Madrid needs to get his shit together.
by urlocalMILF<3 April 10, 2022
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Christopher bass

His hands are salty and he has a fishy willy
Yo Christopher bass get yo stanky penis out my mouth
by Ethansbigpenis August 7, 2022
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Christopher Hiett

a very hot skater dude god hes very attractive
by VansClub November 24, 2022
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