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Yoke Choke

Attaching one’s pocket pussy to the yoke of an aircraft an engaging the stick shaker.
Pilot 1: Man Yoke choked the shit out of 541 yesterday.

Pilot 2: Shit, let me know. I can operate the right side next time. It ain’t gay if it’s in airplane.
by Sir Javi January 29, 2022
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meat choke

When a person chokes on a dick while giving a blowjob.
She experienced a meat choke when I fucked her throat hard
by GRRR413 April 11, 2020
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Confuse choke

When a kodi says something so confusing and wrongly sexual that a Jasmin chokes on her curly wurly straw
by Jasck May 23, 2019
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Choking the lobster

A sex term in which one "chokes the chicken", but in order to fertilize a female lobster.
Phil: I found out the fast way that "Larry" was really a "Louise", the egg sack scared me at first...I was like wtf is that!

Jerry: Then you figured "If you wanna do something right, you've got to do it yourself" and unzipped your pants.

Seth: Choking the lobster eh? I see ya.
by crackerdoctor June 19, 2011
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Choke

Brah, i said theres choke boto at the party, not choke on boto at the party.
by bu eysus July 24, 2024
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choke

A peanut butter sandwich, especially served from a lunch bag without liquid to wash it down. Used by Philadelphia area middle- and high-school students.
This choke don't even have jelly.
by Ms. Mamie September 3, 2022
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Choking the Rat

Aggressively jerking off.
Dude, I was Choking the Rat so hard last night.
by JustaStoner January 14, 2020
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