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maine this shit ani't no boogie grass where going to be "chokin". or lets go "choke" as in get high, let get choked out!
by jumpshot money September 20, 2009
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Five Finger Choke

To grib one hand around your cock very tightly and masturbate
Ron's mom walked into his room and caught him applying that five finger choke while he watched his next door neighbour undressing through his bedroom window
by John Mcfudge May 14, 2020
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Choke the Bishop

Another way of saying “jerking off.” This phrase also specifically makes fun of the fact that bishops and their hats look like a penis, thus the phrase “Choking the Bishop” where Bishop is the fill in for Penis and Choking is the fill in for a persons grip while they masturbate
I plan to head home and Choke the Bishop while watching some porn on the good old flatscreen
by RangerR1234 December 22, 2020
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Choke me anna

When a north indian girl falls in love with a south indian nigger typically older than her, mostly because she has no other option due to her college being in chennai or something
I think i have fallen for you suryatheja reddy. Choke me anna!
by Naaliha July 1, 2024
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Choking

The experience that Duke basketball fans go through during the month of March
What the fuck Duke is choking in the tournament for the 7th year in a row.
by DUKEYSUCK March 18, 2023
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Duck bill choke

The sexual act in which a woman puts two pringles in between her lips to make it look like she has a duck bill and the man will ejaculate into the duck bill and she eats the pringles with the seman.
My girlfriend and i performed a duck bill choke last night
by Bear kibbin December 18, 2020
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choke chop

A karate chop motion to the neck, particularly where the “Addams Apple” is located; typically followed by a “chin slap”
“Choke chop, chin slap!” as you perform the motions, see also chin slap
by KrissyCocoKnowledge February 18, 2019
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