Chicago

it’s a city that inviting it’s a city that’s exciting it’s a city for a woman just like me!

trina vega: CHICAGO! CHICAGO!
people watching at home: ITS A CITY THAT INVITING ITS A CITY THAT EXCITING ITS A CITY FOR A WOMAN JUST LIKE ME!

by Scree December 10, 2019

Chicago Waterboarding

When someone holds a shot of Malort in their mouth pulls their shirt over their face and has someone pour Gatorade on them.

Man did you hear Tony almost died from one too many Chicago Waterboardings

by James "charles" Whirlpool December 30, 2019

Chicago

A shitty industrial city next to Lake Michigan that is home to the Bears, the Cubs, and one dude who is PISSED THE FUCK OFF that he can't get any action named JOSH BOYLE.

Chicago: a city where dreams go to die.

by Tuccimustdie March 1, 2020

the chicago red shoot-n-suck

the act of a male ejaculating through a Red Vine, followed by the female sucking all of the semen out. Consumption of the candy afterwards is optional.

"She said she was hungry, so I gave her the chicago red shoot-n-suck!"

by bigdog4448 June 13, 2020

Chicago Cat Mom

A crazy cat lady who wants her cats watch her have sex

Person 1: "Dude that chick last night was crazy!"
Person 2: "how come?"
Person 1: "she had her cats in the room while we were having sex!"
Person 2: "Oh like a Chicago Cat Mom."

by SpankyHanky69 August 23, 2020

Chicago Oyster

What comes out of your nose after doing large amounts of cocaine for an extended period of time.

Man, Smitty served up Chicago oysters all over that hotel room in Atlantic City.

by jaybronee October 10, 2020

great chicago fire

Is when you eat too many Chicago style hotdogs (with every thing one it) and when you take a crap your ass is on fire

HOLY CRAP! i shouldn't of eaten those hotdogs my ass is burning harder then great chicago fire

by that one guyy July 26, 2011