The BEAN (Chicago)

This monolithic and gargantuan structure of unknown origin has been the centre of speculation for centuries. The awe inspiring size, shape and sturdiness of the bean has been topic of debate since its arrival in 1738. It has become a popular attraction for mere mortals to convene.
Unknowingly co-existing with the unknown power residing inside of the Bean.

Theories of the Bean have been under speculation for many years. It is believed the government is trying to hide its true form from the public as a form of damage control. The Bean is closed off from public during the night to prevent further recordings of the supernatural happenings.

The Bean is disguised as an innocent artistic structure to the public eye however it has grown annually with rumours claiming periodical ritualistic human sacrifice correlating with its exponential growth.

Fear the unknown, fear the Bean.
The Bean (Chicago) is a structure that has been around for centuries, its true purpose is unknown
by Garads July 10, 2024
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The BEAN (Chicago)

This monolithic and gargantuan structure of unknown origin has been the centre of speculation for centuries. The awe inspiring size, shape and sturdiness of the bean has been topic of debate since its arrival in 1738. It has become a popular attraction for mere mortals to convene.
Unknowingly co-existing with the unknown power residing inside of the Bean.

Theories of the Bean have been under speculation for many years. It is believed the government is trying to hide its true form from the public as a form of damage control. The Bean is closed off from public during the night to prevent further recordings of the supernatural happenings.

The Bean is disguised as an innocent artistic structure to the public eye however it has grown annually with rumours claiming periodical ritualistic human sacrifice correlating with its exponential growth.

Fear the unknown, fear the Bean.
The Bean (Chicago) is a structure that has been around for centuries, its true purpose is unknown
by Garads July 10, 2024
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Chicago Steering Wheel

A steering wheel that has been used in an aggressive manner to honk at other drivers so often that it has begun to cave in or crack, mostly found in vehicles driven in large cities with dense traffic like Chicago, IL.
Kevin's car has a Chicago Steering Wheel, he should really learn how to drive less aggressively.
by User46724 February 15, 2024
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chicago meatdown

An act of beating someone down with your penis.
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Chicago Cat Mom

A crazy cat lady who wants her cats watch her have sex
Person 1: "Dude that chick last night was crazy!"
Person 2: "how come?"
Person 1: "she had her cats in the room while we were having sex!"
Person 2: "Oh like a Chicago Cat Mom."
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A big university in Chicago that's extremely boring. A majority of students are commuters and therefore clubs are mostly dead and parties are virtually nonexistent, a stark difference from the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. The campus is well known for the ugly architecture and confusing to navigate buildings. It has also earned the nickname University Impossible to Complete because of its low 62% 6 year graduation rate.
I did not get accepted at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign so I attended University of Illinois at Chicago, it really sucks here
by Billiam Beaver April 06, 2023
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Chicago White Sox

The better version of the Cubs. Yes, they aren't amazing but compared to the Cubs they are the freaking New York Yankees. The White Sox's stadium is also a million times better than Wrigley Field and they also do this thing called winning.
Cubs suck. Let's go see the Chicago White Sox game because they actually win.
by RyGuyHill November 23, 2022
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