Chicago

Where queers who's parents don't love them and live in Elmwood park think they are from

"I heard he claims Chicago"
"It dont matter, hes from Elmwood park"

by HueyLouisAndTheNewey May 30, 2021

the chicago 7

almost heroes

but not quite

by better luck next time June 29, 2004

Chicago rat hole

A famous hole in the sidewalks of chicago shaped like a rat

Hey jake have you heard of the chicago rat hole?

by Beans the rat wizard March 8, 2024

the Chicago welcome

When a Packers fan arrive to Chicago and you are fighting on the stairs. You pull down the Chicago fans pants and toss him backwards down the stairs.

You see that guy get the Chicago welcome at the stadium last Sunday. Dude got tossed.

by M1311 December 24, 2022

Chicago department store

A misogynistic (but hilarious) drinking song often sung by Rugby types that uses a play on words to convey nefarious sexual acts upon a woman coming into the department store for an object

Chicago Department Store

Person: One day a woman came into the store asking for a KitKat

Everyone else: a KitKat, from the store?

Person: a KitKat she wanted, 4 fingers she got

Everyone: oh I used to work to work I Chicago in an old department store, I used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore

by Bornator September 26, 2022

Chicago Rimjob

A shot of Malört with a bacon salt rim

Clark asked, “Shots anyone, all we have is Malört and bacon salt.” Todd replied, “Chicago Rimjobs it is!” “I’ll take two,” Ryan replied with glee.

by TheTexasTodd April 8, 2022

Chicago pay-off

The act of paying off a judge to drop a serious charge.

A Chicago pay-off is a corrupted way to get a case dropped.

by Slang Advisory Board March 26, 2019