outside chicago

You see, it’s not that we Chicagoans are extremely particular people; we just don’t consider it correct for someone from Naperville, Elgin, or Deerfield, Illinois, to say they’re from Chicago when they truly aren’t. You don’t hear people from some little town in California saying they live in L.A. or people from a small city in New York saying they live in New York City. You are not from Chicago; rather, you live near Chicago

"I'm from outside Chicago" " BRUH...you're from Evanston..."

by HustleSTL February 2, 2017

Chicago penetration

The act of sticking your glock up your loved ones ass ...letting her shit on it then sticking the glock down her throat

I have my girl a Chicago penetration last night

by Randomshit34 February 9, 2017

Chicago

A shitty industrial city next to Lake Michigan that is home to the Bears, the Cubs, and one dude who is PISSED THE FUCK OFF that he can't get any action named JOSH BOYLE.

Chicago: a city where dreams go to die.

by Tuccimustdie March 1, 2020

Chicago Cat Mom

A crazy cat lady who wants her cats watch her have sex

Person 1: "Dude that chick last night was crazy!"
Person 2: "how come?"
Person 1: "she had her cats in the room while we were having sex!"
Person 2: "Oh like a Chicago Cat Mom."

by SpankyHanky69 August 23, 2020

the chicago red shoot-n-suck

the act of a male ejaculating through a Red Vine, followed by the female sucking all of the semen out. Consumption of the candy afterwards is optional.

"She said she was hungry, so I gave her the chicago red shoot-n-suck!"

by bigdog4448 June 13, 2020

Chicago bears

A more entertaining football club than the New Orleans Saints.

The Saints were crying about cheap shots after getting hit twice by the Chicago Bears. A saint just doesn't have the same effect on an opponent as a bear, a player pulling out a crucifix and telling an opponent they will burn in hell for what they did doesnt have the same effect on somebody as hitting them twice, even if they were sucker punches in the helmet.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020

Chicago bears

A more entertaining football club than the New Orleans Saints (even if they lost the game).

The Saints were crying about cheap shots after getting hit twice by the Chicago Bears. A saint just doesn't have the same effect on an opponent as a bear, a player pulling out a crucifix and telling an opponent they will burn in hell for what they did doesnt have the same effect on somebody as hitting them twice, even if they were sucker punches in the helmet.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020