chicago meatdown

An act of beating someone down with your penis.

I just gave my mom a Chicago meatdown

by 1234bobbyyyy June 2, 2016

chicago kiss

a curb stomp

Aw, get him down here and we'll give him a li'l Chicago kiss by the road!

by pogglings September 20, 2016

chicago knight

A goon who roams the streets around 3:00 am looking to start some bad shit that will hurt the community.

Yo that nigga ramen a Chicago knight, he no good.

by Mr. Love gee September 2, 2016

Chicago style bun

The situation in which in order to improve friction during sexual interference the genitalia is covered in poppy seeds.

- Honey, could you make a chicago style bun? I 'm not satisfied enough.

by kubik23_23 February 11, 2018

outside chicago

You see, it’s not that we Chicagoans are extremely particular people; we just don’t consider it correct for someone from Naperville, Elgin, or Deerfield, Illinois, to say they’re from Chicago when they truly aren’t. You don’t hear people from some little town in California saying they live in L.A. or people from a small city in New York saying they live in New York City. You are not from Chicago; rather, you live near Chicago

"I'm from outside Chicago" " BRUH...you're from Evanston..."

by HustleSTL February 2, 2017

Chicago penetration

The act of sticking your glock up your loved ones ass ...letting her shit on it then sticking the glock down her throat

I have my girl a Chicago penetration last night

by Randomshit34 February 9, 2017

chicago rowing foundation

The best rowing team out there. The energy is so chaotic and crazy and our team is extremely close. our land days and erg tests will make you want to die. Novices wear too much team gear and varsity wears the unis, oakleys and visors. Our arch enemy is New Trier. The boys on both CRF and new tier team wear lots of spandex so girls have to keep their eyes up!! the one day we don’t have practice our team gets separation anxiety. The dock is COVERED in goose poop. Masters are also very intimidating as they stare at us carrying up boats. Coaches on the team are very strict and spooky but also extremely nice and caring. Regattas are so so fun and we all hang out in a tent. after practice we all go to dunkins and consume A LOT of chocolate milk, coffee and glazed donuts. in conclusion, crf is our family and lifestyle.

me: *complains abt crew*
anyone: then why dont u quit
me: bc chicago rowing foundation is my whole life.

by row girl shi October 21, 2019