scrottage cheese

A female's organ that has gone 'sour' from excessive use.

"Last year I would have hit that for a dollar but now she's all scrottage cheese"

by ChristineW April 21, 2006

scream cheese

The creamy residue that is left on your penis after having vaginal intercourse with a woman who has a yeast infection.

I was done fucking my girl, and when I pulled out there was scream cheese all over my wang. I cried like a little girl, thinking I was going through the 4th stage of syphillis. It turned out that my girl forgot to mention she had a yeast infection.

by J Rickert September 4, 2008

Toe Cheese

The debris collected in the corners of the great toe's nail. encapsulated between the nail and skin, this navy blue, pasty, and often damp bi-product smells rediculously pungent.

"Perhaps I'll put some toe cheese on a Ritz. Everything tastes better on a Ritz."

by Fight The Rain March 7, 2004

Cheese-grated

Verb

1: Reduce (something, someone) to small shreds.

2: To gruesomely scar or injure ones face off a rough surface.

Diarmuid fell off his bike and Cheese-grated his face off the road.

by SlimsLynch May 16, 2011

Cheesing it out

When a food is so disgusting, a significant amount of cheese of any varitey is added to drown out the revolting taste.

Matt couldn't eat his pasta, so he proceeded in cheesing it out, making it edible.

by ModeratelyHumorousBeing May 17, 2011

cheese monger

A Cheese Monger is someone that sells cheese. This is not including Frumunda Cheese.

I got this crumbly blue from that cheese monger down the street.

by Mitchca April 26, 2006

Cheese Hangover

The groggy feeling in the mouth and throat after a session of copious cheese eating the night before.

"Geez, this cheese hangover is really bad."

by ReZourceman August 18, 2011