left cheek sneak

Letting a quick fart out while lifting your left buttock.

"EW, what's that smell? Mike, did you perform a left cheek sneak in here?"

by Elektra May 6, 2006

eat her cheek

1. An term used to express the desire to eat the cheek of an attractive female. Used mostly to describe a female with a pretty or cute face. "Cheek" can refer to the buttocks, but normally refers to the cheek of the mouth.

2. A somewhat kinky expression similar to pee in her butt.

p1: That girl is really cute
p2: Yeah I'd eat her cheek

by cripple108 November 10, 2009

cock between cheeks

CBC boys catholic school in St. Louis, Missouri

by hehe July 3, 2003

slapped cheek disease

a mild rash illness that occurs most commonly in children. The ill child typically has a "slapped-cheek" rash on the face and a lacy red rash on the trunk and limbs. Occasionally, the rash may itch. An ill child may have a low-grade fever, malaise, or a "cold" a few days before the rash breaks out. The child is usually not very ill, and the rash resolves in 7 to 10 days.

Although we would expect slapped cheek disease to come from chronic incidence of being a jerk, it is actually caused by the human parvovirus 19.

by MintyLeila September 23, 2005

Purple Bulldog Cheeks

Another term for testicals, popularized by the band "The Bloodhound Gang."

Yummy down on this throbbing pole of hot man chicken.
And feel free to wiggledunk those purple bulldog cheeks.

by The Plane February 25, 2010

Apple Cheek Goon

A country bumpkin not yet accustomed to the ways and likes of city folk.

Jessa you apple cheek goon. I asked for Jacks 'n' Coke not moonshine!

by bamba_clat July 13, 2010

Spread Them Cheeks

A slang often used to

1. To have someone actually spread their ass cheeks to be fucked
2. As an insult
3. When someone fucking destroys you in warzone

Guy 1: YO BRO SPREAD THEM CHEEKS
Guy 2: You are not even good at the game bro

by Whirooo February 22, 2021