cuddle war

A style of wrestling involving two naked, erect men that often takes place under the covers at summer camp.

Skeeter: Dude, did you just have gay sex with that guy?

Svendel: No, we were just having a cuddle war. It's no big deal.

Skeeter: Oh, ok.

by Nick Koch May 10, 2010

Fatty Caddie

The guy in a group of friends designated to take home the fat chick if it means his buddies will score.

"this chick is hot dude. You're the fatty caddie tonight. Take one for the team bro!"

by Mindy B. April 21, 2008

Bum Cuddle

Like SPOOONING, but much more romantical, and cute.

Cuddling somebodys bum with your front bum.

hey baby can i give you a bum cuddle?

your bum is so lush, lets do the bum cuddle

by emily wigs it right May 4, 2012

subtle cuddle

When a guy yawns, and puts his arm around a girl. Usually in a sneaky or subtle way to feel her up.

Girl 1: Did you hear? John totally tried to feel me up!
Girl 2: Oh no! Did he use the subtle cuddle?

by The Ginger Timelord September 11, 2012

the roman candle

this is when ethier a women or man.takes a lit cigarette or cigar.and uses it as a dildo on themself

give me the roman candle.i want to feel the burn in my anus hole.

by young bovice(shaded thoughts) February 23, 2009

dirty birthday candle

When the guy is about to cum, the girl blows the jizz as it comes out as far as she can.

at my birthday party last night, that girl dirty birthday candled me ;)

by lenda666 July 7, 2009

ass candle

1) A candle that could be held in ones arse - normally for some odd sexual fantasy involving melted wax

2) A candle stuck in someones arse to factilitate the lighting of said persons fart

3) The most common use of ass candle - An insult for some idiotic person who needs a right good putting down much like "douche bag", 'ass candle' is one of the greatest put downs

1) *dominatrix*: "ooh yer baby i love that ass candle"
*Guy*: "Glad u like but fuck me this shit burns u freak show"

2)*Guy 1*: "Man lucky u used that ass candle that blower would have emptied the whole place"

*Guy 2*: "Haha yer shit my trousers are on fire"

3)*man crashes car into another mans bentley*
"OH U FUCKING ASS CANDLE!!!"

by duncsway May 15, 2007